Quotes
Here Are all of our quotes. They Are placed up with no particular fashion, but may one day find some organization.
"Yeah, people seem to think I just spout these words outta my mouth at random... " --Gordon
"If you do not choose a name one will be chosen for you, AND YOU WILL
NOT LIKE IT!!!"
-- Jim Heath
"I didn't say that out loud, did I?"-- Gordon
"Yes. Yes, you did." --Poney (or any other player at the table)
"Crit!" --Mike
"Threat!" --Gordon
"Crit! Hah!"-- Mike
"whaddaya mean, I'm 'willful'?!" --Phiona MacPhearson
"My troupe is used to travelling rough." -- Maria Vasquez
"Yeah, well, they're not PCs." -- Quinn Smythe
"I think it's okay. Nicki got 'em!" -- Marlenna (She says this after a single last gun shot is heard downstairs killing an evil henchman, while Nick is being taken into custody.)
The party is being attacked by hordes of Ghouls; Gerhard is swamped. It's
Rolf's action:
"I'm gonna head on over and start picking monkeys off the Gerhard tree."
Gerhard is currently in the parlor of Dinora Lucani, the most beautiful courtesan
in Kirk.
GM: "So, what are you going to do with the rest of the afternoon?"
Gerhard (not really paying attention): "Uh, polish my sword... "
(table dissolves into peals of laughter)
Aliya: "So, Henri, I guess you haven't had much experience with cattle,
have you?"
Henri: "Do peasants count?"
GM: "So, what do you want to requisition from the Quartermaster?"
Quinn: "A stunt double!"
"You're TN10?" -- Mike
"Sorry, Footwork 1. But I do have Balance-- Veronica's great on a table!"
--John
"On a table, over a table, what you will... " --Gordon
"Remember: when you've got wood, screw, don't bolt." John K.
Henri: "This... isn't really a cockfight, is it?"
GM: "Well, you don't see any cocks anywhere."
Henri: "That's the best news I've heard all night
Father Milo (to Brigyd, Phiona, and Gwen) : "We'd better spend the night
with the Bishop of Bath, to guard him in case he's attacked-- wait. (looks
at the three lovely women and reconsiders) Make that, *I*'d better guard
him... from temptation."
Elven Midsummer's Reveller: "Ooooh, it's Titania!"
Father Milo: "Hmm. She don't look *that* big."
Glyn (in Ravenloft): "I like to keep thinking that anything's possible."
Caliban: "Yeah, well, that's what I'm afraid of."
Phiona (battling the mother of all hangovers following the Midsummer's
Revel): "Have you got something for this, Milo?"
Milo: "Aye." (casts Silence).
Quinn: You should visit Balroux Downs-- you'd really like Thespians' Row.
Andrea: I'm a respectable actress.
Henri: By which you mean, "poor"?
Andrea: Exactly.
While watching a bad movie, 'Encrypt'...
Bad Movie Star: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"
JR: "But the party's in its digestive tract!"
"If you won't get in the basket, I can't take you out of here." --Nicki Einselhoff