#1 Don't move into a house (you'll be the last one to die)
#2 Don't Get naked
#3 Don't sleep naked
#4 Don't ask freddy to scratch your back
#5 Don't get laid (if you listened to #2 you wouldn't have this problem)
#6 Don't tell your parents that you saw a guy in a red and Green sweater(sometimes yellow)
#7 Don't go to school if your best friend was just murdered
#8 Don't sleep with a guy named Rod (guys espeacaily)
#9 Don't have a dinner party
#10 Don't eat meatloaf (The singer and the Food,both are fattening)
#11 Don't ask your parents where babys come from
#12 Don't talk to strangers
#13 Don't leave Rex at home (we all know he wants a rematch with freddy,check payper view listings for date and time)
#14 Don't have a baby (if you had listened to 2,5 you wouldn't be in this mess)
#15 Don't go to a funeral(there better off dead,They didn't listen to me)
#16 Don't screw with freddy just run like hell (Your gonna die anyway, why not die like a coward)
#17 Don't fall asleep
#18 Don't stop reading this
#19 Don't do drugs,JUST SAY NO!(yeah right)
#20 Don't have sex with the president!(It pisses off satan when you sleep with his child)
#21 Don't hate me because im beautiful
#22 Don't Go into springwood if your a kid (just go to disney land it's funner,Not as safe though)
#23 Don't swimm in a pool at 12:00 without a buddy

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