This Sunday i attended a T1 tourney at a semi-local card shop, Big B 
Comics.  There ended up being like 12 people there.  I was having 
trouble deciding what to play, since i play T1 like NEVER... and i 
don't have any of the P9 or stuff, really nothing before the Dark... 
well, all things considered, i figured i'd play sligh, with main-deck
Tactics, seeing as i was expecting a lot of necro.. i tested it against
my friend's necro-weenie and never lost... well, on to the report...

Here's my deck:

"Main Deck Tactics"

4 Guerrilla Tactics
4 Lightning Bolt
4 Shock
4 Incinerate
4 Fireblast

4 Mr. Fantastic
4 Jackal Pupp
4 Ball Lightning
2 Mox Monkey

4 Cursed Scroll
1 Zuran Orb

1 Strip Mine
3 Wasteland
3 Mishra's
15 Mountain

SB - like it matters. i never used it
3 Disk
2 Winter Orb
2 Price of Progress
2 Pillage
2 Red EB
2 Pyroblast
2 Anarchy

Match 1 - Little Bill, Sligh

I get him to sign my deckbox, as per tradition, and we get underway...

Game 1 - Lotta burn and creatures and stuff, he does a burn run to kill
 me from 13
Game 2 - i get a first turn zuran orb, which makes no nevermind cause 
 i get way ahead
Game 3 - it's close, it comes down to whose burn resolves first, mine
 does =)

1-0

Match 2 - Some guy, ErnhamGeddon

He gives me a funny look, then signs my box (why do people think this
 is weird?)

Game 1 - he goes llanowar, i go pup, he goes priest, i go shock both of
 em, he goes ernham (ow) i go monkey, he goes geddon, i go shock,
 fireblast your ernham.... i never recover from geddon, he does
Game 2 - he goes turn 2 CoP:Red, i stall out on 1 mountain and a
 waste... ouch

1-1

Match 3 - Stan, some sort of Atog kill with the P9

Game 1 - He gets crap draw, i get fairly good draw... nothing to
 worry about, cept i have to shock his atog twice (damn moxen)
Game 2 - he goes turn 1 academy, mox jet, i go turn 1 strip your
 academy, he goes black lotus, STORM SEEKER!  ouch, 14 damage... i
 again have to kill atogs, but i really have no trouble and burn him
 to death 1 turn later than i could have (i really should pay attention
 to life totals)

2-1

Swiss is over, i get chopped from top 4 in tiebreakers =(

ah, whatever, i had fun and got some good trades.. would have been
 better if the heat wasn't sweltering and their a/c wasn't broken. 
 Oh, btw, NEVER FACED NECRO... only 1 i saw was the one i playtested
 against, my friend's deck.

DEATH OTTER

Team Bitchass
Team Yellow Rectangle