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A spat between several #turkishguy members vs. paroxysm` ends up a Yo
Mamma Joke battle between Stepr and paroxysm`. After a while, it got tiring...
- I had to cut and paste from buffer and main log to get the whole thing.
Lasting close to an hour, it was a doozy.
5/18/01 logs
[18:09:58] <kode54> besides, the ban on him was pointless
[18:10:00] <kode54> since he is op
[18:10:08] <kode54> he could go onto the bot partyline and unban
himself
[18:10:12] <Snuqui> well, 8 joins and parts, 4 cycles
[18:10:30] <kode54> i was just a bit pissed at minor insult, so
a very brief ban was my pointless retaliation
[18:10:48] <kode54> now i go add pointless gzio support to zsnes
:D
[18:10:51] <paroxysm`> I think Cowclops deserves ops
[18:11:09] <paroxysm`> what ever happened to SageAcrin
[18:11:13] <paroxysm`> !seen SageAcrin
[18:11:16] <Greendaze> paroxysm`, SageAcrin (RubrDucky@1Cust11.tnt1.asheville.nc.da.uu.net)
was last seen quitting from #turkishguy 3 weeks 3 days 20 hours 50 minutes
45 seconds ago (24.04. 00:17) stating "lost in the netsplit"
after spending 1 hour 1 minute 57 seconds there.
[18:11:19] <[stpr]> i think Cowclops > you
[18:11:22] <jenkaara> snuqui: oh
[18:11:33] <jenkaara> kode: gzio?
[18:11:38] <Thane-san> !seen w_rioter
[18:11:40] <paroxysm`> [stpr]: I think reirom > you
[18:11:40] <Greendaze> Thane-san, I don't remember seeing w_rioter
[18:11:52] <paroxysm`> I think zophar > you
[18:11:58] <kode54> gzip io
[18:11:59] <Thane-san> umm
[18:12:01] <Thane-san> zophar > anyone
[18:12:06] <kode54> direct read action on gzipped roms
[18:12:08] <Thane-san> zophar is 600 pounds of manb00bs
[18:12:12] <jenkaara> kode:.. er.. g on a zip?
[18:12:14] <kode54> lol
[18:12:16] <Yahik0> heh
[18:12:17] <paroxysm`> I think 5PINGU > you
[18:12:18] <kode54> heh
[18:12:20] <kode54> zlib
[18:12:22] <kode54> gzipped roms
[18:12:26] <paroxysm`> you can't get any worse than pingu
[18:12:27] <paroxysm`> oh wait
[18:12:28] <kode54> *.smc.gz i guess
[18:12:34] <jenkaara> kode: some weird .. oh that
[18:12:42] <jenkaara> kode: ext i dont understand.. ok
[18:12:43] <paroxysm`> 7,4DEATHACE` > you
[18:12:52] <[stpr]> paroxysm`: Your problem is that no one cares
about YOUR opinions :D
[18:12:55] <Thane-san> paroxysm`
[18:12:56] <Thane-san> you fucker
[18:12:59] <Thane-san> deathace` is eliet
[18:13:02] <Thane-san> dont try to insinuate he's a lamer
[18:13:05] <Thane-san> he was my homeboy
[18:13:10] <[stpr]> fagot = yuo
[18:13:16] <paroxysm`> I don't have any opinions
[18:13:21] <paroxysm`> at least none that I share with you.
[18:13:22] <kode54> 11,12ICEWIZARD > you
[18:13:33] <Thane-san> hey stepr: every tell the kids at work about
AYBABTU?
[18:13:46] <kode54> ice es eliet coder so i hear
[18:14:08] <[stpr]> Thane-san: yaya
[18:14:16] <Snuqui> 5,4SPACEPROXY > paroxysm`
[18:14:19] <[stpr]> i had them do an all your base skit one week
[18:14:19] <[stpr]> it was funny
[18:14:20] <paroxysm`> stpr: get on iparty so I can bust you out
in voice chat!
[18:14:22] <Snuqui> :p
[18:14:30] <kode54> stpr
[18:14:31] <Thane-san> spaceproxy
[18:14:34] <kode54> is your car street legal now?
[18:14:38] <Thane-san> i remember a old zsnes lamer that used spaceproxy
[18:14:46] <paroxysm`> we can take turns with cutdowns
[18:15:03] <[stpr]> i've been gone all week, ese
[18:15:04] <kode54> haha
[18:15:08] <kode54> er
[18:15:10] <kode54> nm
[18:15:11] <[stpr]> haha well
[18:15:14] <kode54> you stayed up in crestline?
[18:15:15] <jenkaara> i have a few 2 max rooms
[18:15:21] <[stpr]> yo mama is so short, she plays handball against
the curb
[18:15:24] <kode54> nice
[18:15:26] <kode54> lol
[18:15:30] <kode54> heh
[18:15:32] <kode54> on iparty
[18:15:41] <kode54> WaaX had some funny shit going down
[18:15:42] <[stpr]> kode: always do
[18:15:44] <kode54> his dad was in the room
[18:15:53] <jenkaara> so you can either have sex, battle to the
death with insults, or plan a two person raid on some website or bank
or something
[18:15:56] <kode54> and he had his speakers up
[18:16:04] <kode54> and lycia imitated a phone sex hotline
[18:16:13] <paroxysm`> your momma is so fat, if she weighed 5 more
pounds, she could get group insurance
[18:16:14] <kode54> i did some moaning
[18:16:24] * Snuqui pokes stepr
[18:16:30] <kode54> he said his dad was like "WTF ARE YOU CALLING
GAY SEX HOTLINES OR SOMETHING?"
[18:17:07] <paroxysm`> Your mom is so fat, her butt looks like two
pigs fighting over a Hershey Kiss!
[18:17:18] <kode54> your mom is so nasty, when your dad asked "What's
for dinner?" she spread her legs and said "CRABS!"
[18:17:35] * jenkaara gags
[18:17:53] <[stpr]> your momma is so dumb, she jumped out a window
and the bitch went up
[18:17:54] <paroxysm`> Your momma is so fat, When she wears a yellow
raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
[18:18:02] <jenkaara> err
[18:18:04] <[stpr]> your momma is so stupid, she thought fruit punch
was a gay boxer
[18:18:05] <jenkaara> iparty anyone?
[18:18:10] * Snuqui slaps stepr around a bit with a square block
[18:18:18] <Snuqui> yo
[18:18:21] * jenkaara grabs thane
[18:18:23] <paroxysm`> Your momma is so fat, She looks like she's
smuggling a Volkswagon!
[18:18:24] <[stpr]> your momma is so fat, she fell in love and broke
it
[18:18:31] *** StevieY (StevieY@pawilk-tnt2-50-67.sunlink.net) has joined
#turkishguy
[18:18:44] <kode54> your momma is so fat, when she was at the beach,
green peace tried to drag her fat ass back into the water
[18:19:00] <paroxysm`> Your momma is so fat, you have to grease
the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
[18:19:05] <[stpr]> your momma is so fat she wore a Malcolm X jacket
and a helicopter tried to land on the bitch's back
[18:19:12] <kode54> haha
[18:19:18] <jenkaara> Your mother is so obese that her measurements
for her waist exceeds the radius of the brink of our galaxy.
[18:19:32] <Snuqui> :o
[18:19:53] <paroxysm`> Your momma is so fat, She put on some BVD's
and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
[18:19:55] *** StevieY (StevieY@pawilk-tnt2-50-67.sunlink.net) Quit (Leaving)
[18:19:56] <[stpr]> damn
[18:19:56] <Yahik0> www.jacksonville.net/~jlehr/MonkeyVsRobot300k.asf
[18:19:58] <[stpr]> i was typing that one
[18:20:01] <[stpr]> hmm
[18:20:10] * Snuqui slaps stepr around a bit with a reverse L-block
[18:20:11] <[stpr]> yo momma is so fat she jumped for joy and got
stuck
[18:20:22] * Snuqui points to query
[18:20:24] <Thane-san> lol
[18:20:34] <kode54> your mama is so fat, when your dad tries to
have sex with her, she has to give him directions
[18:20:36] *** Thane-san (kingcross@lar-heu1-aa44b4.stx.rr.com) Quit
[18:20:42] <Yahik0> yo momma is so fat. think about it.
[18:20:47] <[stpr]> yo momma is so fat, i had to roll her in flour
and find the wet spot to fuck her
[18:20:56] <kode54> ha
[18:21:03] <jenkaara> yahiko: hahahaha.
[18:21:04] <paroxysm`> Your momma is so nasty, When she goes to
a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her
shirt
[18:21:16] <[stpr]> yo momma got one leg and works at IHOP.
[18:21:41] <jenkaara> plasmadis!!!!!!!!!1
[18:21:44] <jenkaara> err.
[18:21:47] <[stpr]> yo momma in a wheelchair talkin about 'I ain't
standin for this shit!'
[18:21:50] <kode54> your mama is so nasty, when she goes to a hair
salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she lifted up her skirt
[18:22:00] <Snuqui> ¬_¬
[18:22:02] <[stpr]> yo momma in a wheelchair talkin about 'you can't
push me around no more'
[18:22:14] <jenkaara> oh my god he's home
[18:22:20] <paroxysm`> Yo momma is so ugly, Ted Dansen wouldn't
date her!
[18:22:25] <jenkaara> he didnt stay for all three days of e3
[18:22:26] <Snuqui> jen?
[18:22:43] <[stpr]> yo momma got one arm and swim in circles
[18:22:52] <kode54> your mama's so ugly, scientists mistook her
for the missing link
[18:23:30] <[stpr]> yo momma's so ugly that she can only go out
on halloween
[18:23:49] <paroxysm`> yo momma's so poor that When she goes to
KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
[18:24:10] * jenkaara starts archive of your momma jokes for future reference
[18:24:14] <[stpr]> yo momma is missing so many teeth it looks like
her tongue is in jail
[18:24:20] <Snuqui> heh
[18:24:21] <kode54> haha
[18:24:42] <jenkaara> keep it short and maybe i'll add to the page
[18:25:02] * jenkaara scrolls back
[18:25:04] <paroxysm`> yo momma is so poor that She went to McDonald's
and put a milkshake on layaway.
[18:25:10] <jenkaara> actually alittle too late for that.
[18:25:17] <Snuqui> hehe
[18:25:21] <kode54> your mama's so slutty, she's gotta shave her
cumshot goatee every hour
[18:25:22] <[stpr]> yo momma is so old when she was in school there
was no history class
[18:25:28] *** jenkaara changes topic to 'iparty://24.5.198.92/turkishguy.ipl'
[18:25:47] <kode54> now that was lame
[18:25:58] <jenkaara> ?
[18:26:26] <jenkaara> you guys are slowing down!
[18:26:32] <paroxysm`> your mom's teeth are so yellow traffic slows
down when she smiles!
[18:26:43] <jenkaara> ooh stepr's turn.
[18:26:43] <[stpr]> yo momma's so pale she left a fingerprint on
a marshmallow
[18:26:49] <jenkaara> ..pale..?
[18:27:18] <paroxysm`> Your mom's glasses are so thick that when
she looks on a map she can see people waving.
[18:27:33] <jenkaara> ?
[18:28:04] <[stpr]> hrm...
[18:28:10] <[stpr]> all i remember are the dumb ones
[18:28:12] <[stpr]> oh yeah
[18:28:25] <[stpr]> yo momma's so slutty she got a mattress tied
to her back so she can do it anywhere
[18:28:29] <paroxysm`> Your mom is so hairy you almost died of rugburn
at birth!
[18:28:49] <[stpr]> hrm
[18:28:57] <[stpr]> yo momma's so old she signed Jesus's yearbook
[18:29:28] <paroxysm`> You were born out of your mother's ass because
her cunt was too busy.
[18:30:04] <[stpr]> yo momma was in the sperm bank with her mouth
full talkin about 'I wanna make a donation!'
[18:30:30] <jenkaara> stepr: you have a very good memory.. though
for such an odd topic.
[18:30:39] <[stpr]> paroxysm's turn
[18:31:35] <paroxysm`> ...
[18:31:38] <paroxysm`> um..
[18:31:43] <paroxysm`> ...
[18:31:45] <paroxysm`> Your mom's breath smells so bad when she
yawns her teeth duck.
[18:32:07] <jenkaara> youre quite formal paroxysm..
[18:32:10] <[stpr]> yo momma's gums are so black she spits yoo-hoo
[18:32:36] * jenkaara guesses she'll play commentary
[18:33:22] <paroxysm`> Your mother's hair is so long I can pull
it between my thighs and use it for leverage when she gives me head.
[18:33:48] <jenkaara> and paroxysm slams back by insulting length
of hair.
[18:34:01] <Snuqui> long hair == good
[18:34:08] <[stpr]> yo momma is so slutty she wears hoop earrings
so she has somewhere to put her feet
[18:34:09] <Duo`> yea
[18:34:19] <Duo`> I like chix0rz with long hair
[18:34:35] <Duo`> especially if they have part of it over one of
their eyes
[18:34:36] <paroxysm`> Your mom's so stupid, she wipes her ass before
she shits.
[18:34:39] <jenkaara> stepr steps in with a blow about slovenness
[18:34:46] <[stpr]> huh?
[18:34:51] <[stpr]> that wasn't funny...
[18:35:18] <jenkaara> paroxysm questions stepr's moms intelligence
[18:35:47] <[stpr]> yo momma's so dumb she took two hours to watch
60 Minutes
[18:35:59] <jenkaara> stepr knocks back in same direction
[18:36:23] <Pingu> you guys should iParty this
[18:36:25] <jenkaara> folks, the jokes are slowing down no
[18:36:26] <Pingu> so its real time
[18:36:27] <jenkaara> now
[18:36:29] <Pingu> and they have to think on the fly
[18:36:32] <[stpr]> yeah
[18:36:35] <[stpr]> i'm tapped, about
[18:36:47] <[stpr]> yo momma's so fat it took a train and two buses
to get on her good side
[18:36:54] <jenkaara> i bet you though, paroxysm is ready with another
one.. arent you paroxysm?
[18:37:07] <[stpr]> yo momma's so fat i'm afraid to drink kool-aid
cuz the bitch might come through the wall sayin 'Oh Yeah!'
[18:37:23] <Pingu> hah
[18:37:25] <Snuqui> haw
[18:37:29] <Pingu> that one was good
[18:38:01] <Pingu> bbiab CS
Start of #turkishguy buffer: Fri May 18 19:35:47 2001
[18:38:01] <Pingu> bbiab CS
[18:38:10] <[stpr]> yo momma's so fat she uses a VCR for a
beeper
[18:38:24] <jenkaara> oh! and stepr does a two punch combo
[18:38:28] <[stpr]> yo momma's so fat her nickname is 'DAMN'
[18:38:29] <jenkaara> will he make it for three?
[18:38:32] <jenkaara> and he does folks
[18:38:33] <Snuqui> three
[18:38:41] <Snuqui> four
[18:38:42] <[stpr]> yo momma's so fat when she backs up, it's all
'Beep, Beep, Beep'
[18:38:49] <Snuqui> 5 :o
[18:38:56] <[stpr]> and...i'm spent
[18:39:11] * Snuqui watches paroxysm` collapse
[18:39:15] <paroxysm`> Your mom is so fat, the only time she sees
90210 is when she steps on the scale.
[18:39:17] <jenkaara> several punches in a row, and we're waiting
for paroxysm's response
[18:39:28] <[stpr]> yo momma's so fat she stepped on the scale
and it said 'To Be Continued'
[18:39:30] <jenkaara> and paroxysm comes back with a weight
insult
[18:40:11] <jenkaara> to which stepr counters
[18:40:29] <paroxysm`> Your Mom's so fat when she fell over she
rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
[18:40:54] <jenkaara> paroxysm hits with a obesity
[18:40:57] <jenkaara> an
[18:40:58] <[stpr]> yo momma's so old she gives powdered milk
[18:41:15] *** [c_D] (cd3838@c345432-a.bremtn1.wa.home.com)
Quit (Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer))
[18:41:24] <jenkaara> stepr chimes in with age blow..
[18:41:25] <Snuqui> you are good at commentary, jen :)
[18:41:34] <jenkaara> quite insulting to women and moms
[18:41:37] <[stpr]> yo momma's so old her social security number
is one
[18:41:44] <jenkaara> and another one!
[18:41:48] <paroxysm`> Your mom's so fat she uses a satellite
dish as a diaphragm
[18:42:04] <jenkaara> paroxysm blocks with yet another obesity
joke
[18:42:06] <paroxysm`> Your mothers so fat, she's on a light
diet...as soon as it gets light out she starts eating.
[18:42:13] <[stpr]> yo momma's so skinny she took a shower and
got brainwashed
[18:42:13] <jenkaara> and hits back with another
[18:42:21] <jenkaara> stepr counters
[18:42:33] <[stpr]> yo momma's so bald I can see what she's
thinking
[18:42:41] <jenkaara> folks if we had a timer this could go into
a
serious overtime
[18:42:47] * Snuqui lets out half-hearted cheer...
[18:42:53] <paroxysm`> Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to be
drunk to breast feed her
[18:42:59] * Snuqui whispers to himself 'how long can this go on??'
[18:43:06] <jenkaara> paroxysm tries a new tactic with ugliness
[18:43:19] <[stpr]> yo momma's so ugly, if my dog was as ugly i'd
shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards
[18:43:19] <paroxysm`> Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone
sticks their meat in her.
[18:43:20] <jenkaara> will he repeat with a combo?
[18:43:32] <[stpr]> yo momma's so fat she got a tan line from the
refrigerator light
[18:43:33] <jenkaara> stepr counters, paroxysm already hits again
[18:43:45] <paroxysm`> Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw
her on the street and was charged for littering.
[18:43:50] <jenkaara> folks do these guys ever get tired!
[18:43:53] <[stpr]> yo momma's like a shotgun, one cock and she
blows
[18:44:10] <paroxysm`> Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets
picked up fingered, thrown in the gutter and bitch comes back for
more.
[18:44:16] <[stpr]> yo momma's so fat she went dancing and made
the band skip
[18:44:16] <jenkaara> ooo a sex joke and momma joke in one
[18:44:25] <Snuqui> O_o
[18:44:33] <Snuqui> hah!
[18:44:38] <paroxysm`> Yo momma is like a bottle of ketchup, she
gets turned around, banged, and then she comes out slow
[18:44:39] <Snuqui> i like that one
[18:44:41] <jenkaara> folks i hope you didnt bring your kids
[18:44:57] <[stpr]> yo momma's like a race car, she goes through
four rubbers a day
[18:45:05] <jenkaara> cause the monster truck momma insulting
madness has picked up second wind!
[18:45:07] <paroxysm`> Your momma is like a vacuum cleaner,
she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
[18:45:13] <[stpr]> yo momma's so short she does backflips under
the bed
[18:45:27] <jenkaara> paroxysm stops referencing and now does a
witty closet joke
[18:45:42] <paroxysm`> Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a
park car.
[18:45:47] <paroxysm`> parked
[18:46:03] <jenkaara> the crowd is now moving their heads in back
and forth motion guys as they sling in a volley
[18:46:07] <[stpr]> yo momma is so dumb she saw a sign that said
'Disneyland left' so she turned around and went home
[18:46:07] <paroxysm`> Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of
Guess Jeans and the answer popped out.
[18:46:21] <[stpr]> yo momma is so stank that she made Right
Guard turn left
[18:46:47] <jenkaara> look at that the referees are consulting with
each other
[18:46:49] <Snuqui> hah
[18:46:50] <paroxysm`> Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she
walks on a wooden floor, it sounds like she's tap dancing.
[18:47:00] <jenkaara> theyre mumbling stuff - what could they be
talking about
[18:47:08] <[stpr]> yo momma's breath is so bad she literally talks
shit
[18:47:16] <paroxysm`> Yo momma's so fat that when she asked
for a water bed, they threw a blanket over the pacific ocean.
[18:47:23] <[stpr]> yo momma is so ugly they filmed Gorillas In
The
Mist in her shower
[18:47:30] <jenkaara> oh look the judges too - ah they are kicking
their own asses for not having set a limit folks!
[18:47:39] <Snuqui> lol
[18:47:44] <[stpr]> damn
[18:47:46] <[stpr]> my fingers are tired
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has joined #turkishguy
[18:48:22] <jenkaara> and the referee's give a notice to stepr:
'cut
and paste stepr.. youd be on equal ground then'
[18:48:28] <[stpr]> yo momma's so short she could hang glide on
a
dorito
[18:48:32] <paroxysm`> Yo mama's so fat, her doctor diagnosed
her with a rapid flesh eating disease. Now she's got only 36 more
years to live!
[18:48:38] <[stpr]> i'm taking these from memory, kthx
[18:48:58] <jenkaara> look the referees are mumbling again...
[18:49:10] <jenkaara> folks i suck at lipreading but it looks like...
[18:49:23] <[stpr]> yo momma's so fat she went to the family
reunion and sat next to everyone
[18:49:26] * Snuqui thinks paroxysm` should be disqualified for
cheeting :p
[18:49:35] <[stpr]> yo momma's so fat her SHADOW weighs
seven tons
[18:49:37] <paroxysm`> Yo mamma's so fat when she auditioned
for Indiana Jones, she got the part of the big rolling ball.
[18:49:55] <jenkaara> 'fuck it.... leave them to ... themselves...
go
watch..... 'miss universe pageant..'
[18:50:16] <jenkaara> oh look folks the referees are leaving!
[18:50:18] <Snuqui> :o
[18:50:25] <jenkaara> the game has taken on a strange twist!
[18:50:26] <paroxysm`> Your momma is so fat that her yearbook
picture took up pgs 42, 43, AND 44.
[18:50:38] <jenkaara> its a free for all brawl here! tehre's no
score
left to keep!
[18:50:52] <[stpr]> yo momma's so fat that her yearbook picture
was an aerial photograph
[18:51:01] <[stpr]> yo momma's so fat she got a summer job as a
wrecking ball
[18:51:06] <paroxysm`> Your momma's so fat that she needs to
put a bookmark in her folds to find her belly button.
[18:51:27] <[stpr]> yo momma's so old when God said 'Let there
be light' she hit the switch
[18:51:29] <jenkaara> this commentator is going to step back and
sip some tea
[18:51:44] <paroxysm`> Your momma is so fat, that when she eats
at McDonald's, they have to go outside and double the number on
the sign that says amount of people served.
[18:52:10] <[stpr]> yo momma's so fat when she stepped on the
scale it screamed
[18:52:36] <Snuqui> hehe, that happens to garfield
[18:52:44] <[stpr]> yo momma's so fat that her clothes come in
three sizes; XXX Large, Jumbo, and Oh My God It's Coming
Towards Us
[18:52:47] <paroxysm`> Yo momma's so stupid that she thought
Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico.
[18:53:13] <[stpr]> Yo momma's so crosseyed she dropped a
dime and picked up two nickels
[18:53:36] <Snuqui> hah
[18:53:43] <paroxysm`> Your momma's so stupid that she thought
Cheerios were donut seeds.
[18:53:58] *** H|2|O (h2o@s2a-190.olypen.com) Quit (Ping
timeout: no data for 242 seconds)
[18:54:06] <[stpr]> yo momma got fired from the M&M factory
for
throwing away all the W's
[18:54:20] *** Duo` (~AmSayLubW@abtanner.stn.mvl.intelos.net)
Quit (Read error: 145 (Connection timed out))
[18:54:23] <[stpr]> yo momma's so dumb it took her an hour to
make Minute Rice
[18:54:26] <paroxysm`> yo momma's so stupid that I know she's
been using my computer when I see the White-Out on my screen.
[18:55:31] <[stpr]> yo momma is so fat she plays hopscotch like
'New York, Dallas, LA, Seattle...'
[18:56:10] <paroxysm`> Your mamma is so ugly that I saved her
life by killing a shit-eating dog on the way over.
[18:56:20] <[stpr]> yo momma's so fat she used the Space Needle
to pick her teeth
[18:56:32] <jenkaara> so big
[18:56:36] <[stpr]> yo momma's so fat she has smaller momma's
orbiting around her
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[18:56:47] <paroxysm`> yo momma's so poor that she hangs the
toilet paper to dry.
[18:57:02] <Duo`> eww
[18:57:11] *** Lightwing sets mode: +o Duo`
[18:57:23] <[stpr]> yo momma's so dumb she failed an IQ test
[18:57:24] * Snuqui looks at watch
[18:57:26] <Snuqui> yeesh
[18:57:32] <jenkaara> and duo comes into the grudgematch room
to be greeted by a toilet paper insult
[18:57:47] <paroxysm`> Your momma's so old that I slapped her
on the back and her tits fell off.
[18:58:03] <[stpr]> yo momma's so old she farts dust
[18:58:15] <Thane-san> .lol
[18:58:16] <Snuqui> O_o
[18:58:28] <Thane-san> you guys are STILL doing this...thios is
great! this is CLASSIC!@!!
[18:58:32] <paroxysm`> Your momma's so hairy that so hairy, she's
got afros on her nipples.
[18:58:34] <[stpr]> how long have we been going, Snuq?
[18:58:44] <jenkaara> dude you flooded my buffer off.
[18:58:47] <[stpr]> yo momma's got a metal afro with rusty
sideburns
[18:58:56] <Thane-san> all of your mom's are so hairy, your family
has two lawnmowers, one for the yard and one for your mom
[18:59:00] <[stpr]> yo momma's got a wooden leg with a kickstand
[18:59:02] <Snuqui> eh
[18:59:17] <jenkaara> [18:16:13] <paroxysm`> your momma is
so
fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance
[18:59:22] <jenkaara> [18:59:00] <[stpr]> yo momma's got a
wooden leg with a kickstand
[18:59:29] <[stpr]> o_O
[18:59:34] <Snuqui> DAMN
[18:59:41] <paroxysm`> Your momma is so wrinkly and bald that
she looks like a overgrown testicle!
[19:00:10] *** [c_D] (cd3838@c345432-a.bremtn1.wa.home.com)
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[19:00:14] <[c_D]> !stat
[19:00:15] <[stpr]> yo momma got one leg and her name is Eileen
[19:00:16] <Kristine> [c_D]: 52529 words, 270749 letters, 1300
smilies, time wasted: 5 weeks 1 day 23 hours 13 minutes .
[19:00:16] *** Thane-san (kingcross@lar-heu1-aa44b4.stx.rr.com)
Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[19:00:18] <[c_D]> !top20
[19:00:22] <Kristine> Top20(words): 11. [cory](64867) 12.
Swap_File(54635) 13. Hotstepr(54241) 14. [c_D](52529) 15.
StevieY(46180) 16. DaDead(44879) 17. X-Sykodad(43309) 18.
^Starlet^(41162) 19. Chrome_X(36627) 20. Zcronix(35965)
[19:00:24] <jenkaara> c_d you got owned
[19:00:26] <paroxysm`> Your momma's so nasty, she had to cut
the strings from her tampons to stop her crabs from bungee
jumping.
[19:00:33] <[c_D]> jenkaara: by who?
[19:00:44] <[c_D]> I restarted my comp
[19:00:48] <[c_D]> IE was being ghey
[19:00:53] <[stpr]> yo momma's so nasty she shoves ice down her
chones to keep the crabs fresh
[19:00:58] <jenkaara> c_d: theyve been talking for the past 30 min
nonstop.. youre going to drop a few spots
[19:01:08] <[c_D]> haha
[19:01:12] <[c_D]> look at the person behind me
[19:01:28] <[c_D]> he's kinda behind by more than 6,000 words
[19:01:32] <[c_D]> I doubt he'll catch up
[19:01:32] <[c_D]> =)
[19:01:34] <[c_D]> !tplace
[19:01:35] <Kristine> {c_D} is nr 5 on the list of today's top-talkers.
[19:01:36] <[c_D]> !ttop10
[19:01:39] <Kristine> Today's Top10(words): 1. Hilikus(1978) 2.
Thane(1380) 3. kode54(1229) 4. jenkaara(1207) 5. [c_D](1025)
6. Snuqui(1013) 7. Hotstepr(926) 8. TheSmoker(813) 9.
MofoJed(687) 10. _Kreed_(591)
[19:01:50] <paroxysm`> Your momma's breath so bad, people look
forward to her farts.
[19:01:52] <[c_D]> !top10
[19:01:54] <Kristine> Top10(words): 1. Thane(166109) 2.
phonymike(121277) 3. kode54(99816) 4. jenkaara(96187) 5.
Snuqui(89717) 6. Geechy(89529) 7. Cowclops(85849) 8.
MofoJed(76574) 9. H|2|O(71385) 10. Pingu(67784)
[19:02:34] <Snuqui> in the stats
[19:02:35] <jenkaara> look a pink elephant.. just came into channel!
[19:02:44] <[c_D]> ?
[19:02:49] <jenkaara> there's fairys materializing and theyve started
spawning horns!
[19:02:59] <[stpr]> yo momma's so short she poses for trophies
[19:03:22] <jenkaara> oh my god there's a blue martian eating
stepr's shoes
[19:03:22] <Snuqui> !
[19:03:24] <paroxysm`> Your momma's is like a hardware store:
four cents a screw.
[19:03:26] * Snuqui next to jen again :D
[19:03:41] <[c_D]> dude
[19:03:41] <jenkaara> err.. shoo shoo snuqui
[19:03:42] <[c_D]> it's supposed be like
[19:03:47] <[stpr]> yo momma's like a tv: even a two year old could
turn her on
[19:03:52] <Snuqui> aww :(
[19:03:56] <[stpr]> yo momma's like a doorknob: everyone gets a
turn
[19:04:04] <[c_D]> j00r mamma's like a hardware store: 30 cents
per pound
[19:04:17] * jenkaara checks thermostat.. it says -300
[19:04:20] <jenkaara> oh look folks
[19:04:20] <[c_D]> she charges like $5000 a nite
[19:04:20] <[c_D]> =)
[19:04:24] <jenkaara> hell has frozen over
[19:04:26] <paroxysm`> Your momma's so slutty, I could have
been your daddy, but the dog beat me upstairs.
[19:04:32] <Snuqui> hah
[19:04:38] * jenkaara points to flying pigs
[19:04:59] <jenkaara> and genetics has once again placed
appendages on animals not meant for flight
[19:05:00] * Snuqui throws snowball at satan
[19:05:26] <[stpr]> yo momma's so slutty i could have been yo
daddy but the guy in front had exact change
[19:05:44] <[c_D]> haw
[19:06:02] <[c_D]> j00r mamma's so smelly that when I walk into
a
room I have to leave soon thereafter becuase the smell is SO
bad!!
[19:06:04] <paroxysm`> Yo mamma's so fat that she was born with
a silver shovel in her mouth
[19:06:06] * [c_D] shoots he scores!
[19:06:27] <[stpr]> yo momma's so ugly she looked out the window
and got arrested for mooning
[19:06:29] <jenkaara> c_d join in a three way battle if you dare
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[19:06:50] <[c_D]> battle of?
[19:06:55] <[stpr]> d00d
[19:06:58] <jenkaara> mamma insults
[19:07:02] <[c_D]> oh okay
[19:07:03] <[stpr]> we've been yo momma snapping for like 45
minutes
[19:07:04] <[c_D]> hehe
[19:07:07] <paroxysm`> Your momma's so fat she walked past the
TV and I missed 3 commercials.
[19:07:08] <Snuqui> cd: they are going on an hours worth of your
momma-ing
[19:07:22] <[c_D]> j00r mamma's so fat
[19:07:30] * jenkaara commentator slitted eyes looks at the
contestants
[19:07:34] <[c_D]> when she stepped on the scale it said "too
be
continued"
[19:07:40] <jenkaara> hey.. how do we know if anythings been
repeated
[19:07:43] <[stpr]> yo momma's so skinny she turned sideways
and disappeared
[19:07:46] <[stpr]> i'm not repeating
[19:07:47] <[stpr]> i know that
[19:07:58] <jenkaara> sure!
[19:08:11] * jenkaara sits back in commentator chair
[19:08:16] <paroxysm`> Your mamma's so fat that when your family
wants to watch home movies, they dress her in white and seat her
in front.
[19:08:22] * jenkaara doodles
[19:08:30] * Snuqui goes to get some popcorn
[19:08:42] <[stpr]> yo momma's so dark, the police shot at her and
the bullets came back for flashlights
[19:08:52] * jenkaara french kisses the waterboy and realizes it was
an empty mascot costume
[19:08:52] <[c_D]> you're momma's such a whore, that she's on
the cover of wheaties with her legs spread with a qoute
underneath saying "Breakfast of Champions"
[19:09:03] <jenkaara> c_d: been done
[19:09:05] <paroxysm`> Your mamma's so stupid that I caught her
looking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
[19:09:06] <jenkaara> no wait
[19:09:06] <Snuqui> :o!
[19:09:07] <[stpr]> yo momma's so dark she went to night school
and got marked absent
[19:09:29] <[c_D]> you're mom's like a shotgun, one cock and she
blows
[19:09:29] * Snuqui puts on mascot costume
[19:09:29] <Snuqui> :D
[19:09:34] <[stpr]> c_d: been done
[19:09:43] <paroxysm`> Your momma's so stupid that she tried to
strangle herself with a cordless phone.
[19:09:48] * jenkaara pushes the mascot over
[19:10:01] <[stpr]> yo momma's so stupid she got locked in the
grocery store and starved to death
[19:10:06] <[c_D]> you're momma's so fat that I have to go to take
a train to get on her good side
[19:10:07] <jenkaara> thought you werent into mushy stuff
[19:10:10] <paroxysm`> Your momma's so stupid that she sold her
car for gas money.
[19:10:10] <[c_D]> well /me are wasn't here!
[19:10:13] <[stpr]> c_D: Been done
[19:10:14] <[c_D]> so you have to forgive me
[19:10:43] <[stpr]> yo momma's so fat she sat on a dollar bill and
squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose
[19:10:51] <paroxysm`> Your momma's so bad at sex that she got
fired from a blow-job.
[19:11:14] <Pingu> FUCKING NORTON ANTIVIRUS!
[19:11:23] <[stpr]> yo momma's so poor I rang your doorbell and
she stuck her head out the window and went ding dong!
[19:11:33] *** hill_ (isexmonks@stan002b-p4-082.cybertours.com)
Quit (Ping timeout: 360 seconds)
[19:11:37] -> -[c_D]- the ultimate your momma joke: your momma's
dead. and i killed her... ( i know its cruel)
[19:11:49] <[c_D]> hmm
[19:11:50] <paroxysm`> I'm cached
[19:12:34] <[c_D]> Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for
gasoline money!
[19:12:47] <paroxysm`> :\
[19:12:55] <paroxysm`> [22:00] <paroxysm`> Your momma's so
stupid that she sold her car for gas money.
[19:13:14] <[stpr]> yeesh
[19:13:18] <[stpr]> 50 minutes of yo momma
[19:13:24] <[stpr]> i'm tired of thinking and typing
[19:13:24] <[c_D]> Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi
challenge and chose Jif.
[19:13:27] <Pingu> more people on iparty plz
[19:13:30] <[stpr]> bbiab
[19:13:53] <[c_D]> Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an
audio book
[19:13:54] *** [stpr] is now known as DiZ-Away
[19:14:06] <[c_D]> Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
[19:14:11] <Snuqui> ITS OVER
[19:14:11] <chemical> cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppp
pppppp
[19:14:13] <chemical> mmmmmmmm
[19:14:17] <chemical> cup cup cup cup
[19:14:40] <[c_D]> Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
[19:14:45] <chemical> cupdcupxcupmcup
[19:15:19] <Snuqui> cd: youre just repeating what they have
already said, heh
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