Any abuse to this page or its script and other related functions will
mean me altering it so it no longer works with the abuser. To add a
rule, please go on #turkishguy and use !newrule
1. No abusing this new page and the script and any commands that go with it
2. !newrule must not be abused by others than jenkaara or TheSmoker
3. i are test this, if it works its pretty leet
4. NO HOMOSEXUAL SEX WITH PENISES
5. this had better work completely this time
6. Pingu` shall be limited to type one line per day
7. Everyone shalt give X-Sykodad some good lubbing.
8. Only people without money are allowed to buy stuff in #turkishguy
9. Ryoko is the only exception in the chan who doesn't need to declare his/her gender.
10. Thou shalt thou not shalt whilst not shalting the shalt whilst thouing the not. added by Tetris
11. Change is inevitable, progress is optional.
12. In times of doubt, look to the mullet man with vagina for guidance
13. Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
14. Script abuse is sentenced with death
15. avoid, evade and elude redundancy, verbiage and repetition
16. flooding the rules will not be permitted!!
17. HTML is not allowed in rules!
18. HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
19. testing this thing since it's been raped hundred times already ~~added by jen_lunch ~~
20. i mac, therefore i suck ~~added by Tetris ~~
21. jen shall perform table dance every day ~~added by Ryoko ~~
22. ALL YOUR WAREZ ARE BELONG TO HOTSTEPR ~~added by Hotstepr ~~
23. Future references to zerowing require that you bow facing north and then say "Praise Zig" first (added by jen_lunch on 02/19/01 11:38:51 pm )
24. ALL YOUR PR0N ARE BELONG TO H|2|O! (added by H|2|O on 03/08/01 12:34:08 am )
25. Cowclops may not rant with people who don't want to be ranted with by Cowclops (i.e. flametree and swappy), lest be be banned wether temporarily or permanently, or muted and everyone else given voice. (added by Thane-san on 04/06/01 )
26. nobody should be banned for more than 30 seconds by anybody (added by Cowclops on 04/06/01 )