What the hell is this?
This is the home of Retrograde Productions - dedicated to the pursuit of converting new games to old systems simply for the hell of it. They are of retro quality hence the name.

Are you insane or something?
Most probably, but it's a great challenge to interpret modern games onto far more limited systems.

What about all that intellectual property mallarky? Hasn't the emulation scene got enough to worry about with the ISDA without stuff like this?
Well, I'm not actually going to copy the entire game, usually just the concept or the way it works and possibly put it in some fiendishly titled homage: say, 'Unreal Tournement' might become, 'Real Competition' and hence lawsuits are avoided. Hurrah!

So it's not about converting more an attempt to show off?
Exactly. An endevour I could well fail in (erk).

Do you have to have this page on Geocities?
I'll try and find a better host when I can be arsed, for the moment it'll suffice.

Enough self-conversation, on with the show! Oh and if you've not got javascript on this will not look right. Sorry, but it's the way it's gotta be. No annoying scripts I promise.