A suitably crap page for suitably crap mods:

My Ears! They bleed!
Tolerable - once.
What kind of garbled nonsense?
Preferable to limbs falling off.
Do not listen if depressed.
Offends God.
Five pint-er.
It wasn't me officer!
I am talentless.
I will not accept any responsibilty for loss of musical ability due to listening to this.