1. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
2. If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?
3. Should crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
4. If a mute kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
5. If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around, is he STILL WRONG?
6. If someone with multiple personalities threatens sucide... is it considered a hostage situations?
7. Is there another word for SYNONYM?
8. Isn't it scary that DOCOTORS call what they do "PRACTICE"?
9. If a parsley farmer is sued, do they GARNISH his wages?
10. Would a wingless fly becalled a WALK?
11. Is a shelless turtle, homeless or just naked?
12. Is it true that cannibals won't eat CLOWNS because they TASTE FUNNY?
13. Why do they put BRAILLE on the drive-through bank machines?
14. Why do they use STERILIZED needles for LETHAL INJECTIONS?
15. Why did KAMIKAZE PILOTS wear HELMETS?
16. Why do you need DRIVER LISENS to prove your 18 to buy liquer when you CAN'T drink and drive?