2. You use Salamando's Lava Wave to cook your dinner.
3. You use Undine's Freeze instead of the freezer to freeze your food.
4. You use Luna's Change From to change your brother/sister to another type of creature.
5. You think that every earthquake is the next coming of Tropcallo.
6. You try to use the moogle belt on your friends.
7. You think that your friend is a spy for the Empire.
8. You use Resistance tunnels to move from one town to another.
9. You stop off at information and ask where the nearest cannon travel center is.
10. You stand at the bus stop wating for a white dragon to pick you up.
11. You think that every dark cloud has a Mana Fortress.
12. You name your dog Purim.
13. You take a dragon to school instead of the bus.
14. You think Tropicallo is a real person.
15. You refuse to eat mushrooms because you cry and say, "They're people too!"
16. You take up Japanese so you can play Seiken Densetsu 3.
17. You spend your afternoons searching for sword orbs.
18. You constantly have your computer hooked up to this site.
19. You fall in love with the sprite.
20. Your whole community says ".......".
21. You try to get Watt's to forge your pen.
22. You think your mom is a tree.
23. You built a scale model of the water palace in your pool.
24. You don't have a cat; you have a moogle.
25. You think bee stings explode.
26. Your truck is towing a sand ship.
27. Your best friend and boyfriend disappeared.
28. You own a veedio cassete player.
29. You have mushroomphobea.
30. All you ever eat is choclate, candy, jam, and herbs.
31. Tropicallo caused the Northridge quake.
32. You still believe in Santa Claus and his Mana seed.
33. Shade lives in your closet.
34. You cut your food with an axe.
35. You start a petition to Save the White Dragons.
36. You begin to wonder if the largest tree in your neighbourhood is the Mana Tree.
37. You go looking in little rivers and creeks looking for a rusty sword in a stone.
38. At the scene of an accident, you try to use a cup to revive people back to health.
39. You start wondering if the people in the government are in league with the Underworld.
40. During a fight, you try to cast Lucid Barrier to ward off attacks.
41. You wonder why the power of Mana isn't taught in schools.
42. You try to figure out where the Upperland is so that you can visit the Sprite and Moogle villages.
43. You hope your parents don't find the rusty sword that's hidden in your room.
44. You welcome everyone by saying "Matango".
45. You keep bugging your parents to buy you a pet Rabite.
46. When people say Man on the Moon you correct them by saying, "No, that's Luna!"
47. You try to shoot yourself out of a cannon...
48. ...and it works!
49. You dye your cat's hair purple.
50. You think on Halloween everyone wearing a skull mask is Thanatos.
51. You can give help to others after not playing the game for months.
52. You know the script by heart.
53. You've fallen in love with a game character. Any game character. ^-^
54. You think up a way to make Lumina create gold for you.
55. You can come up with items for this list!
56. Every plane you see you first mistake as the Mana Fortress.
57. You think that your local park is the Pureland.
58. You start your very own Mana tribe.
59. You put 50 cents in a pop machine hoping a red haired sprite will come out when you push the "Sprite" button.
60. You claim the traveling by cannon is safer than traveling by car.
61. When you see lightening you wonder if someone is casting Sylphid's Thunderbolt spell.
62. You try to coax your Mom into buying only candy and chocolate for you lunch. You say it recovers your health.
63. You whack your little brother over his head with your Dad's hammer to see if he'd become pygmized.
64. You wonder if Square created an alternate "Mana" universe when they created the game.
65. You claim the Boy, Girl, and Sprite are real people; they're just hiding.
66. You feel sorry for the frog you're going to dissect in Biology so you give it a Cup of Wishes (actually a plain old cup with water in it) hoping to revive it.
67. You seach for the tropical paradise in the South Pole that Salamando is keeping warm.
68. You see C3PO on Star Wars and think he's one of the Boys.
69. You try to get to Level 99 killing Rabites before the Mantis Ant.
70. You actually succeed.
71. You write a page called "You know you've been playing too much Secret of Mana if..."
72. You keep watching the sky and swearing you see Mana Beasts.
73. You keep watching big orbs expecting to see recordings from the past.
74. You get in a fight and expect little numbers to appear.
75. You stand under a waterfall and hope to get cured.
76. You open every stove you see looking for Salamando.
77. You have the Level 9 sword. And you didn't cheat.
78. You found a good reason to use the "Evil Gate" spell.
79. You whack every gray and pink flower you see.
80. Your SoM cartridge has been used so long it's melting.
81. You actually know what a Shadow Zero is.
82. You go crossing a desert looking for the Sandship.
83. After spending a night in a Holiday Inn, you ask to save your game.
84. You try to trade with your cat.
85. You REFUSE to trade with your cat because his prices are double normal prices.
86. When on a boat, you ask why it's going over water.
87. If you don't ask that, you ask if you're going to the Moon Palace.
88. You play Secret of Mana more than eating, sleeping, and going outside, combined.
89. You fear people will turn into Aegagropilons.
90. You can PRONOUNCE Aegagropilon.
91. You beat the Mana Beast. Without Mana Magic.
92. You won't open a treasure chest because you think it's a trap.
93. You won't open a treasure chest because you think it's a Mimic Box.
94. You've discovered how Neko and Watts can teleport like they do.
95. You expect to see a Robin Foot named Karon in a boat.
96. In the band, you play the Flammie Drum.
97. When someone yells "Silence!" you walk in the opposite direction.
98. Your name is Jay… I… ah… How did THAT one get in there?
99. When you grab a seed, you turn into a Gigas.
100. You can win without casting magic on any bosses in the game.
101. You can win without casting magic on any crystal orbs in the game.
102. You take up Japanese just so you can play Secret of Mana 2.
103. You don't think any of these are funny. Rather, you find them offensive.
104. You believe in Sprites.
105. You open treasure chests by throwing them to the ground.
106. You join the Resistance.
107. You think the story of King Arthur is about the Mana Knight.
108. You think Star Wars was a spinoff of Secret of Mana (not vice versa.)
109. You travel through sewers looking for the Resistance's base.
110. You look in cafés for the Resistance's base.
111. You know everything about the game and still play it.
112. When you heard about one of the hundreds of methods to get that phoney Solar, you tried it. You followed it to the letter. And when it didn't work, you tried another method.
113. You understand a few of the more subtle of these. :)
114. {SoM2} You think everyone speaks Japanese (and you're an American).
115. All the time you spend NOT playing SoM, you spend on the site where they're making the SoM2 translation. You then reload it several times in the same visit, just in case.
116. {SoM2} When you kill a lot of creatures, the word "WIN!" appears above your head.
117. You can name every enemy and its HP off the top of your head.
118. {SoM2} You believe that turtles wear scuba gear.
119. {and yet more SoM2} You expect gold statues to cure you of all injury.
120. You cry when the Mana Tree is destroyed, or when Dyluck dies.
121. Your hair is any color other than blonde, brown, red, and black, and you didn't dye it.
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11 is by Josh Painter.
12 to 18 are by Jabberwocky.
19 to 34 are by Mad Hatter.
35 to 57 are by Nightshade.
58 to 67 are by Nichole
68 to 121 are by the Jayman himself.