REDMOND, WA--Microsoft today released to the press a copy of the error 
codes that will be incorporated into their new operating system, Windows XP.

Reportedly, multi-billionaire Microsoft tycoon Bill Gates stated, 
"This is the best set of error codes yet!"

Even so, we will reserve judgment until we have had a chance to put 
the new operating system to the test.

These are the new error codes. Judge for yourselves.

Winerr 000
- Unexpected Intelligent User Encountereed
Winerr 001
- Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Craash Repeatedly
Winerr 002
- Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yeet)
Winerr 003
- RAM Depleted; Annex Japan (Y/N)?
Winerr 004
- Deluxe Error. Please Send $275 to Upgrrade Your Error
Winerr 005
- Long File Name Error; Drive C: Erased  to Make Room for Filename
Winerr 006
- Insufficient RAM to Crash Properly; Atttempting Fake crash
Winerr 007
- Alphanumeric Sequence "OS2" Prohibitedd
Winerr 008
- This License Has Expired; Your Computeer Will Shut Down Until You Purchase Another Copy
Winerr 009
- Error Buffer Overflow; Too Many Errorss
Winerr 00A
- Non-Microsoft Application Encountered;; Deleting Application From System
Winerr 00B
- Push Error; Erasing Files to Make Roomm for Advertisement
Winerr 00C
- Abnormal Continuation; Windows Loaded  Correctly This Time
Winerr 00D
- User Error; Lemming Not Found
Winerr 00E
- Open Standard Encountered; Attempting  to Redmondize
Winerr 00F
- Reserved for Future Coding Errors
Winerr 010
- Virus Error - Other Applications Will  Be Closed Instead
Winerr 011
- Orwell Not Found; You Must Use MSN
Winerr 012
- Cash Underflow - Credit Card Number Wiill Be Assimilated
Winerr 013
- Keyboard Error; User Must Learn to Sloow Down
Winerr 014
- User Error; Reading License Agreement  Mandatory to Continue
Winerr 015
- Error Message Deleted
Winerr 016
- Expected Error Did Not Occur; Attemptiing to Restart Error
Sequence
Winerr 017
- Multitasking Attempted; System Confuseed
Winerr 018
- Network Error - Your Crash Will Be Repplicated to All Stations
Winerr 019
- Freedom-of-Choice Error; Select a Micrrosoft Browser To
Continue
Winerr 01A
- Insult Detected -- Your Bill Gates Jokke Will Be Deleted
Winerr 01B
- Error Removing Temporary File; a Permaanent File Will Be 
Substituted
Winerr 01C
- Oops; Wrong Disk Formatted. Sorry Abouut That.
Winerr 01D
- Mandatory Error Inserted to Meet Errorr Quota
Winerr 01E
- Please Insert Your Favorite Error Heree
Winerr 01F
- Error In Progress; Please Wait....
Winerr 020
- Unknown Error Occurred But Was Lost. WWindows Will Try To Remember
Winerr 021
- Error Parsing Error List; Please Wait  For Next Error
Winerr 022
- Upgrade Error; Please Format Your Drivve And Reinstall Everything