WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger



WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet



WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file



WinErr: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong



WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused



WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive



WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware



WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments



WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened



WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full



WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB



WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!



WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside



WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside



WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened



WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers



WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ?



WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.



WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new

            one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.



WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!



WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your

            software. We are terribly sorry.



WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next

            time you will get a penalty for that.



WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.



WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.



WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.



WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.



WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The

            virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically

            be closed and the virus will be activated again.



WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed.

            Please click the left mouse button to continue.



WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered.

            Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.



WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play

            another game?



WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the

            system to complete boot procedure.



WinErr: 625 Working Error - The system has been working perfectly for the

            past ten minutes



WniErr: 902 Screen Error - The system is working perfectly, I'm not

            lying, your monitor is wrong



WinErr: 72a Crucial Halt - Hang on, WHAT was that?



WinErr: 72b Memory Error - What? Tell me again.



WinErr: 39c Disk Error in drive a: - Although your disk is in perfect

            condition (I just formatted it), I don't like it any more



WinErr: 983 Hard Disk Error - The files on the hard disk were neatly

            arranged and fully optimised, so I had to mess them up and put

            a couple of hundred .TMP files all over the place



WinErr: 294 BlackMail Error - $500 to Gates or your computer gets screwed



Winerr: 294b BlackMail Error - $500 to Gates or I'll show your wife the

             JPG's you just downloaded