>The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the
>planned Windows 2000: >

>1.Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. >

>2.Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. >

>3.Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. >

>4.Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! >

>5.Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test. >

>6.Close your eyes and press escape three times. >

>7.Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. >

>8.This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game? >

>9.Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)" >

>10.This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off." >

>11.To "shut down" your system, type "WIN." >

>12.BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding. >

>13.COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key. >

>14.CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N) >

>15.File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) >

>16.Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N) >

>17.Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. >

>18.Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) >

>19.WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS) >

>20.User Error: Replace user. >

>21.Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)" >

>22.Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due... >

>23.If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all
>your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security? >

>24.Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have
>been deleted. The police are on the way. >