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God I love GODS - Salty
5-21-00 2:00pm


Ash will be missed but is still near =)


Ok Ash had some old guild buddies come to Novus which is a good thing. We now have more power on the GODS side. I for one am not angry if Ash leaves for their guild which he is. Meanwhile I have found my home with GODS and plan to stay with them as long as i play on Novus and/or any other player run shard. One thing that makes or breaks a guild is faces. To seen new faces in a guild all the time is ok but you DO need your main guildmates. GODS have that Lanfear, Lancelot, Arthur and I (we may have dif names on novus, sorry if i missed anyone) have made GODS work the past few months. There is no doubt in my mind that GODS will be a strong force on Novus. Although macroing is slow here we should be semi ready soon. Some are better off than others, so help each other out with what you can.

Here is something off the subject =)

-Salty

Ok a final explination -Ash
5-20-00 9:55pm


The general update of things regarding Novus and I


Last time I reveiled my guild from Atlantic, PoDW. Now to explain things there were many guild who were on Atl with us. Orginally we were PoDW, but we moved to Europa, those who stayed on Atl were called TW, or The Wretched. TW stayed there through EverQuest, AC etc, and finally quit. Well a few of their allies/enemies were S!S and ACD, I wasn't around for them. Those in S!S and ACD still had rivalries with the TW, however S!S and ACD made a guild called TE, or The Executioners on Novus. Now what happened was DEATH-TW had a house with Beck-TE and Donny-TE. Basically VanBrunt-TW got the deed from a Seer for DEATH, meanwhile the others (Beck, Donny) were mad cause they were outa a house. However during this it was decided between me, Ash-PoDW, TiGG-PoDW, and VanBrunt-TW to make PoDW on Novus Opiate, I'll be in the council but leader on the stone. It's pretty much decided that since I know GODS to be good, and I know these guys to be good (with more training in the arcane ways of TUS) we'll all be one big happy family of alliance. Those who remember HB2 and CB, consider this PoDW guild like my MoS :)

Now I'll have the PoDW site up soon, and we of course have a l33t message board that I'm not quite sure you'll have to register on or not to post (Like Novus's). Now a PoDW tradition from Atl is being based outa Vesper, and since there's no PvP there we'll consider this a good place for US to base out of, and we respect your Moonglow too. Our IRC server is on irc.snowhill.com, #PoDW for those who want to join in however not ALL of the people there are on Novus Opiate if they ask tell them you're with me or create a #GODS room (I'm sure Salty knows how). You'll have to ask around for ICQ UINs if they're willing to give em out. This is alo a great way to lead into ShadowBane etc because PoDW plans to be around for them as well and who knows we could probably all own a town in ShadowBane as a HUGE alliance (which would be very cool).

Don't think this changes anything between you and I, I'm still buds pals and friends with GODS etc, and in time I'm pretty sure you'll like the rest of my pals as well. However they're pretty new to TUS, meaning they don't know all the tricks yet so if they need help, please help.

-Ash

Weak. -Ash
5-18-00 7:17pm


You call those images?


All that needs to be said is this.

Onto something more realistic, many of you are aware I'm considering quitting UO, permanently. Many of you don't understand the situation I'm in, while yes UO is addictive the drug is beginning to wear thin. I'm tired of macroing, I'm tired of worrying about enough cash or not, I'm even more tired about how my situation at home is going. Over all, it'd be for the best if I quit UO and OTHER Online games for a long while until I pull my life around on track. However since it's my only form of sanity at the moment don't expect me to just fade away.


Before GODS, before MoS, before anyone back from OSI UO I am Kodiak Ash-PoDW. In games like Diablo II and Shadowbane these are the groups I'll be with, and the more of you that come along the merrier...as for now, I'm with you on Novus, in the future I don't know...

-Ash

Good old Entertainment! -Salty
5-18-00 7:45pm


Why do people come to this site?


Is it because they want to follow the greatest guild ever put before Ultima Online? Is it because they love reading Lanfears roleplaying posts or people come to see Ashes rants? Could it be to flame us on our own message boards? Most may think it is because Salty (myself) posts silly post and they want to read them. Its not that either though, the reason is......

drumroll please...

because we are entertaning... and since not much is going on on Novus right now (being newbies and all), I have decieded to post some entertainment for ya'll!!!!

view at your own risk Here you see Risca the God of 3rd legs...

Hereis me (Salty) shooting my 1st low budget porno film...

And here is something priceless!

-Salty

Welcome to the new page setup! -Salty
5-16-00 2:45pm


Stone has not been placed but the GODS have landed


Well here it is ta da! We will see how people like it. I can always change it back =) This just the beginning, I will be adding sounds to some of the other links as well as new backgrounds. I have worked long and hard on this page so bow down to me my children for I the HTML GOD!!!!. GODS stay updated in the private section, if you dont have the password icq me or Lanfear.

-Salty

05-14-2000 6:09pm Dat Guy who can tell time (unlike others *cough*) Ash
wHuZ j00r m0mmy? 

I like Arial.  Well as repeated over and over and over read the private section of the site for all the latest break throughs in powergaming your character into a killing machine in a few days.  Inside are archery, magery, stats, starting info, and just about anything else you can think of.  You can also get my ICQ from another GODS member (only the bigguns get it) so if you need any help you can get it. 

Now I reccomend anyone Lil'Gods or GODS to get UOA.  UOA has features such as arm/disarm, resouce counting, and an awesome macro system including bandage self macros, drink potion macros, and the like.  You can get the orginal program from www.tugsoft.com after updating the program through the auto-patcher.  Now if you go ahead and patch up to the newest client, neverfear just download the .4 client again and overwrite the new client.  After that is completed you must enter in the UOA key in the registration part of the program (use the little question mark then use the registration button).  After that you're all set, mess around, and enjoy the features of UOA.

The UOA Key is: 8-wR*,+4kd8,{vN_W,DVw3]8,wUGxM,sjkRd,wDqn,}xMs,yZ

Once you've download that, you need to download this.  That's UOALoop so you can loop your UOA macros, UOA macros are about 1000 times more accurate than UOLoop macros you set and you can do a lot more with them as far as ability wise.

For all those needing UOAP download that here.  There's insutructions on how to do things on the private board thanks.  My guild plans revolve around all your asses working hard on your characters, working them to the bone.  A lot of the "big boys" are here, however the number of moronic tools outnumbers them.  Read the site's message boards, learn the bigguns, then remember that they ARE in fact dangerous...for now.  Personally I want to see [GODS] tags abound sometime either tonight or tommrow.

Mommy Ash-Child Labor at it's finest.
 

05-14-20006:30pm Dat cRaZy BaStaRD SALTY!
WHOO MOTHER FUCKING HOOOO!!!!

We are in our little pk world now and doing just great. Most of us are almost stat capped already. Ash has some GREAT advice to GOD members in the private board for building. Also plan to see Ash posting with Lanfear and I on the site now. Lots of people ask about joining and this page is getting 40-100 hits a day on average. I will be making a "join" section soon but before i do that you will see a whole new God of Darkness site come your way that i will be working on. I am not saying its better ( i think it is) but we will see what everyone thinks. I will have that ready by the end of the week (hopefully). In other news we have at least 10 GODS on the shard now and MANY people in lil Gods. The total of people that followed us over to the land of Novus Opiate is well over 30. We should be kickin ass very soon with the no macro rule =).

Thank you come again- Salty -=GODS=-

http://novusopiate.com/
05-12-200012:17pm Dark Lady Lanfear
GODS Paradise!!!

Well ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we have found our PK haven. So I guarentee you that this is the final move.

Everything is falling into place all by itself. We have players arising from the dead, leaving OSI shards, and then we have a small army that countinually performs his/her duties for the Prince of Darkness himself. So any new initiates or even people simply reading this post. THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING.... The GODS are coming...

You will not be spared, you will be treated with kind words and the comfort that others will save you. Join us or feel the eternal wrath in which I will cast apon you. Understand my everlasting bloodthirst and hatred. I have many soldiers in my rankings who are not to be trifled with at the least. They are at my snapping command and will kill on a whim...that I simply felt like it.

Once I am able to open a portal from your world (which I am already in) to my world, I would succeeded in all that has been prophicized. The GODS will rein terror on the people of NoVuSoPiAtE...

*you hear the words "Vas Rel Por" from the darkness*

*you notice a dark rider suddenly appear from what seems through this magical,colorful portal to the unknown *

*everything becomes pitch black once again*

*you hear the sounds of horses hooves coming closer to you and the sound of a sword being released from it's scabbard*

*you see a quick flashing light as your cover your eyes from the bright gleam*

*you notice nothing for....you have no head*

YOU ARE DEAD

*strange laughter haunts the night's air*

http://novusopiate.com/
05-11-20002:20pm L4dY L14nDR1n Th3 M4$t4 K1Ll4
Needs & Wants...

Well it has now come to my attention that we are going to get nowhere slow on this shard for the GM's deleted our guildstone and will not respond nor help me out to replace it. So this generally indicates that we will be screwed either way if we stick around on this shard...Which I know we have all been training hard trying to get established but I know we have all seen or heard of these horrid tales of super corrupt GM's and players. So I took a poll...and the "Auto-Response was to find something else immediately". We need to find something where we will all have fun once again. Where we can build with a "already populated world for the killing" is fresh.

So it comes down to another BIG Move. Everytime I do this I feel the strain of the move. But this time the situation is slightly different for we are not totally settled into our new homes, roaming the server looking for innocent by-standards...NO..

We are now concentrating our invasion on the shard "ZULU Hotel"It is a Pol server but none the less has 3399 accounts and is actually quite close to where I live and has been standing tall for over 1 year now. So once again my dark minions I ask of you to follow me through the darkness and conquer this new world.

Are you with us?

*you notice Lanfear walking off into the shadows laughing amongst herself*

http://www.zuluhotel.com/uo/

05-09-20001:40pm L4dY L14nDR1n Th3 M4$t4 K1Ll4
The GODS Have Landed!!!

Our landing on Lost Gate II was extremely successful. All of our soldiers have been training hard and have established large housing for lounging purposes. We now have both stones up (War stone & Training stone), so Gods is open for initiations. For any nOOb13$ to Gods make sure you read the Rules & Fight Night rules to learn how to get into Gods and GODS. I am hoping that Godfather God/Pimp will be coming back soon but in the meantime Kodiak Ash has been appointed General of the Dark Lords Army by her Majesty herself the Lady of Night. From there the General will desingnate his armies positions/ ranking and prepare you for upcoming war. Her Majesty will be gracing us with her presence once we congregate the 13 disciples.

*taps her foot, anxiously awaiting the dark lady's return*

05-03-20008:00pm -Salty the Crazy Bastard
Lost Gate 2 here we come!!!

I was the last of about 6 GODS to join Lost Gate. We welcome any former MoS and GODS to join us. Training is comming along well and i see us owning the shard soon. A few guys in the DP guild seem to have buffed character but from thier pvp tactics i say we will be owning the shard in a couple of months. I now work full time and don't have much time for UO, as a result i will not be on as much as i was on CB. No fear Lanfear and Ash will be in full force to push GODS to the top. I will also be getting with Lanfear and finding out what GODS status will be on LG2 (human race, ect...). I will see you all on the field.

04-29-20002:35pm-Lady Lanfear
Where is Everyone ???

Well I have been almost solo in my efforts to pursue Gods and or just simply playing UO past CB. All that the destruction of CB has done in my eyes is scramble everyone up and also make me have to hunt everyone down again. Simply annoying...Lance has accompanied me on Lost gate and from what i can see so far it seems like a lot of fun except for a few minor details which i know are being dealt with. Guys keep in touch... ICQ me ...Email me ....damnit post on the messageboard...and for GODS sake Salty, PIMP, Where the hell are you?

04-25-20001:00pm -Lady Lanfear
Time to look elsewhere...

Well guys it looks like the shard has finally gone down and we cannot do a thing about it ...so i guess it is time to take over yet another world...hehe. Well as we speak i am doing some attentive macroing in the newbie area on the "Lost Gate" shard. It seems pretty cool. They have races/classes so it seems a little more like D&D. So far i have not left the newbie area but from what i have seen i definately think there is time to be invested here. I will give a better assesment on that next week. Next order of business...*Lanfear rumages through some loose leaf paper on her desk*Ahh...Yes...#1 we need to get back in the saddle here guys...this lack of effort towards communication between us all is out right pathetic. I know most of us through our hands in a retardedly like flailing motion once the news of CB's death was in the air but don't stay down long for I fear you will miss a lot of fun on this shard. I awoke this morning at approximately 9 Am PST and logged onto LG to find 38 other players already up and moving...Sheesh ... Right there on a good day on Cb there may have been 10 max..So i call everyone here. There will be new rules towards our guild..like you don't have to be human...anyways as I stated before I will sort out these minor details later...get in contact with me if you are already present on the shard and just haven't told me yet so you can help me out...Heheh...or if you are going to be newly signing up and need some help.

04-14-20002:45pm -Lady Lanfear
gR@n)^^@$t3R )u3L3R..t#@T ! @^^

Ok guys it looks like we are going to be switching over to POL and I frankly don't want to hear any whining about it for I have accomplished a GM smith/miner and an 8 PvP Gm char on the current running TUS CB server. POL will make PvP a hell of a lot better. Hopefully they will have precasting so you know Lanny will definately be cleaning peoples clocks. This will also make dungeon runs a fun experience once again. The possibilites are simply endless with POL. So I have taken the liberty to get my own POL server up and running. I have done very little towards this for I only got it up and stable late last night. This will become a permenent shard for GODS and close friends of GODS to train PvP off the main server of Chaosbound. I probably won't be present much on TUS Cb because #1~ there is no point for it is going down very soon. #2~ I am in finals:OOC and I will be working diligently on the new GODS training server. If you wish to try POL out to see it's differences prior to the opening of the new CB POL server....simply ICQ me....

04-12-20008:45pm -Salty
A special thank you goes out to...

GM Texas and Longhorn. GM Texas fixed my problems and suggestions that I had to make GODS Chaosbound experience more enjoyable. Texas you know what you did and on behalf of GODS I would like to say thank you and you did a great job. I would like to thank Longhorn for the information he gives me on the status of the shard so we dont go cray wondering whats going on. Everyone should thank Longhorn for his work on the shard. For you that dont know Longhorn does most of the scripting (as far as i know) and his current project is to find out why the shard has been crashing. This process includes him going though 15 megs trying to find an error. I would not wish this on anyone, so when you see him be sure to thank him.

04-12-20006:45pm -Salty
For the love of God fix the server!

The server crashed at least 10 times while I was on today. This is not a new thing, it gets worse everyday. It MUST be fixed! Why? because people are leaving. I know diddily shit about fixing this type of stuff, so the gm's may say "easy for you to say Salty." I don't care neither do the other 800+ accounts on the shard. We just want the server to stay up and save again. I hate minning my skill over and over again or killing that undead for the ligit item that I now don't have. We all want the shard to stay up because it is fun... but it wont stay up if its always going down. Please fix it!

Here are a few images I took today which the server did NOT save (lucky bastards)...

This one was funny. I lost connection in Shame, came back and three guys where bangin me. These two clowns and Archy Longbow who recalled to leave his friends dead. The funniest thing about this is when i whooped their ass once they all recalled and came back with another person. What they didnt know is the other person was allied with Gods. So after the beat down to these guys, I stayed and talked to the OAK member and he said they recalled into Brit and asked for help killing me. Now why the hell would 3 people go to Brit and ask for a fourth to come kill me. That is the lamest thing I have ever heard. Fight your own battles Longbows... you humans that attacked me are now kos for me, good going *grins*.

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04-10-20008:00pm -Salty
So you want some help huh?

Gods are not just training anyone. First of all you must be on little Gods stone. Next you must not have any race characters. We do help people but not those who we will be fighting.

Here is the deal on little Gods for you that dont know. Little Gods is for two types of people: 1. people trying to make it into GODS and 2. people who want a guild to hang with for fun. Little Gods is not our pvp guild, it is our training stone. So all you out there that pk a lil God and think your bad ass your wrong. You just probably pked a newbie that we where trying to help.

So you may say, "I am in little Gods now, how do i join GODS?" To join GODS we have a tourny every Sunday night, the winner gets into GODS (you can read more about this in the "fight night section"). Hopefully that clears some things up, I hate to be boring in my posts so i post pics. Here is one in which Cyprus, myself and Moi kicked some ass.

The other news has been put in the "Old News" section.

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