ARE WE THERE YET?
Oscar, nooo!
Ah, classic anti-drug material! Not propaganda, mind you; everyone  knows that drug dealers can be found hiding in park trash cans, peeking out occasionally to offer young children pills and/or Yummm candy. Now to the quiz! Hm, look at all the choices you have... not one of them involves saying no or other refusal methods. If there's one thing that kids have been told to do by packets like this, it's to treat all people involved with drugs like sh*t. I'm pretty sure there's not a person out there who wouldn't lose a friend if, when offered a joint, they'd react by screaming at them and running away to call the police.
We-hell, here's a weird little image.  Not only does there appear to be a serious gumball black market in Grouchland (probably linked to chronic abuse and overdosing by assorted less scrupulous Muppets), but it looks like there's alcohol misuse present here, as well!  The thing's so drunk it doesn't even know how to leak properly.  What a mess.  Are they implying that drug use severely alters your ability to draw a straight line, maybe?
The next page won't offer you drugs, but it may offer you horrible nightmares!
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