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Will the doll still be smiling when she turns around?
Hey, a subject that pulls us out of the freakish world of medication: sharing! Who wouldn't want to feel good about themselves by sharing a candy bar with their best friend or lending someone your pencil? And what person wouldn't want to share the nice puppy dog or the--WHAT the HELL??! What IS that thing above the puppy and goldfish???
AAAAIEEE!
I never knew Yummm Candies was still in business.  Looks like they still have that little "flesh-eating tribbles that lurk near any and every produced candy bar that manages to leave the factory without an armed escort" problem, though.  Aside from that horrible, horrible thing, we are told it's good to share malformed canines, some mashed potatoes your crazy grandmother (or, perhaps, Garcia the Lion) put in an ice cream cone, a refreshingly normal pencil, and a curiously mellow Raggedy Ann knockoff doll complete with napkin dress, missized feet, and staring dead eyes.  I think I'll just decline the sharing opportunity, thanks.
Disinfect yourselves and let's move on!
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