Adventure: The Pirates of Prexiar
Characters
involved: Torill, Tu'ebb, two 'lost' characters
Overview: The standard "pirates of
Prexiar" adventure that accompanied the SWRPG 2E rulebook.
The first appearance of Torill and Tu'ebb, along with two other
characters: a fallen Jedi and a kid, all played by Sean. Broke
up over a rules quibble. The guy's ship was the Ghtroc Hyperspace
Ranger.
Interesting
Moments: The Jedi, luring a pirate into
the forest, lops off his head with a lightsaber.
Adventure: Base Defense
Characters
involved: Torill, Tu'ebb
Overview: Torill and Tu'ebb, while working
for Prennin, receive word that Prennin's headquarters are about
to be attacked by... somebody. Sure enough, it is, and the two
fight it off. The definition of 2-encounter suck adventures.
Interesting
moments: None, because it sucked.
Adventure: Hoth Redux
Characters
involved: Torill, Tu'ebb?, two lost characters
Overview: Warren takes a disastrous turn
as GM, when Torill shows up defending an ice base suspiciously
like Hoth from equally-suspicious AT-ATs. Not really sure what
happened here, but we never tried that again, so it couldn't have
been any good.
Interesting
moments: Torill ran around in the snow
and froze his ass off. I don't know.
Adventure: Murder Mystery
Characters
involved: Torill, Tu'ebb
Overview: While at Nwarcol Point, Torill's
contact is mysteriously killed. The adventure dies because Torill,
being Torill, doesn't want anything to do with it. As Michael
had not planned this, the adventure was kind of DOA.
Interesting
moments: None. Suck, you see.
Adventure: Unshrouded Secrets
Characters
Involved: All
Overview: When a nebula suddenly dissipates
near the Sisar Run, the guys rush in to be the first to map the
new territory. There, they run into a lost colony of Corellian-speaking
near-humans, who ask the group to save them from none other than
Zolar's son. We have no idea what we were smoking. The adventure
dies for obvious reasons.
Interesting
moments: Ha.
Adventure: Lounge Lizard
Characters
Involved: Torill
Overview: Torill, trying to raise funds
to fight Malhomme (see, it sucks already), heads to the Ace of
Sabres to get a job as a lounge singer. There, he meets Umino's
brother Udo Broxin, has a first encounter with Dunan Par'ell,
and presumably does other things. We attribute the fall of the
Ace to something involving Torill, a high-level diplomat and Tiranga
the Hutt, though nothing can be proven. No, we really don't know
what we were smoking.
Interesting
moments: Torill
meets and plays a game of sabaac with Udo, who refuses to drink
any alchohol.
Campaign: Defections
Characters
involved: An Imperial defector, a Wookie,
and Fox Mulder
Overview: With Sean as GM, anything goes.
Michael's odd triplets of a former Imp captain, his pet Wookie
and a random paranoid guy run around mines and tear off stormtrooper's
heads. Later, they go to an overheating Rebel base and, uh, de-heat
it.
Interesting
moments: The Wookie, in a blind fit of
rage over something, tears off the heads of two stormtroopers,
then the arm of another. He proceeds to beat the rest to death
with it.
Campaign: Conspiracy Theory
Characters
involved: A Gungan, a soldier, a Trianni
and a lost character
Overview: Another Sean-GM try. This was
supposed to be epic, with the characters sucked into the midst
of a vast conspiracy of Imperial maniacs, with blame on all sides,
forced to become fugitives from everyone. It didn't last the first
adventure, for some reason. What a waste.
Interesting
moments: A contact gets blown to pieces
by a gatling gun. They didn't care because they didn't know who
he was.
Campaign: The Adventures of Squisher and
Ortugg
Characters
Involved: Squisher, Ortugg, a Sluissi
Overview: One of the most fun of our non-Big
Easy games. Actually, the only one that was fun at all. Squisher,
braindead Ghol extraordinaire, slobbers, grunts, hacks at a blast
door for hours, eats his work pass and almost becomes dianoga
lunch... and that's just the first adventure. The Sluissi was
our friend down from Chicago, who was quite the sport about it
all. Later, Squisher joins up with Creosote the Hutt, where he
just manages to become Sigma Male in the Hutt's grunt squad. This
happens to be above Ortugg, idiot Gammorrean for hire, and Squisher
lords it over the poor pig. A wonderful friendship is formed.
Later, they hunt for Limna Yith, crashland on a Gree planet, stuff
their faces full of food, and fight in a gladitorial arena against
a Black Bhalir.
Interesting
moments: Squisher,
after fighting long and hard for his work pass, proceeds to eat
it. The Sluissi beats the crap out of him.
-Squisher, put into a feral gladitorial arena and faced with a patherlike Black Bhalir, does what comes naturally: runs away. He keeps running away, around and around in circles, the Bhalir too slow to catch him. Eventually the crowd tires of this and boots him out.
Notes: Squisher and Ortugg are our most beloved gag characters. They're like the Three Stooges, only with more drool. They are currently serving on board the Rameseum M4 as janitors.