Roll up, roll up, get a shot at Britney Spears. Ladies and gentlemen, this is probably the only chance you’ll ever get, so why waste it? Get your darts, and throw to your heart's content. You may re-use bloodied darts. However, if the police arrive, I strongly urge those who value the well-being of themselves and their families not to say anything.

In case you hadn’t worked it out, you click on the dear wee lass to take your shot.

Hello, I am Britney Spears. Please feel free to throw darts at me and watch me bleed.