The Challenge

David Arquette, I'm calling you out.   Yeah you Arquette, the bastard that gets to stick his face in Courtney Cox's muff every night.  I'm calling you out.  It's time for you to put up or shut up.

I'm challenging you for the WCW World Championship belt.

I can take you easily.  You are a 140lbs.  I'm fifty pounds bigger then you.  I've got more fighting experience then you, a whole two years of Kung Fu.  I can whoop your ass.

Arquette, I'm going to take your title.

That's right Arquette.  You got no chance against me.  None what so ever.  You are weak Arquette, weak! 

And quite frankly David, can I call you David?  Quite frankly David, you are alot safer in that ring with me then with any of the real Wrestlers.  Oh, I'm going to be stiff with you David.  (Stiff meaning I'm going to hit him hard folks and not pull my punches, not any weird sexual meaning).  But it won't be so bad with me.  When I punch you, it'll leave a few bruises, that's it.  Nothing more.  You'll be better in a few days.  Oh the misery of losing your title will still be there, but at least you'll still be able to do the nasty with Courtney.

Cause if one real Wrestler who isn't your friend DDP gets in the ring with you, you are so fucking dead.

Think they'll like the idea of having some pussy actor taking a belt and shitting all over it for a half a ratings point?  Do you think that those guys who have busted their assess for years to get some level of success will appreciate a johnny come lately actor, and a bad one at that, getting their belt?  No.  And keep this in mind David, these guys are big, real big.  Some of them 300 lbs and 7 feet tall big. 

A few are already known for being stiff in the ring already.  Fortunately for you, Vader is in Japan.

Think about it David.  It's alot safer for you to be in the ring with me then a real wrestler.  I'd gladly take your bumps for you when I got to fight a real wrestler.  Frankly, I need the money more then you.

Adam Fisher, WCW World Champion.  I like the sound of that.