The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done."

-- George Carlin

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I was given the choice between sanity and creativity.
I chose waffles.

-- dogbertcarroll

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"And remember what Confucius says: Panties not best thing on earth, panties next
to best thing on earth."

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Don't buy a stupid dwarf.
It's not big and it's not clever.

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Knowledge is power - Power corrupts - Study hard - Be evil

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(Physics... driving you insane, one Theorom at a time)

-- fudisfc

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Fan Fiction is a way of the culture repairing the damage done in a system where contemporary myths are owned by corporations instead of owned by folk.

-- Henry Jenkins

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Confucius say: "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day"

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"That's even worse. You couldn't even find a proper demonic creature to serve you. You had to settle for some kind of wussy, radish eating, glee club reject."
"Dude, do not diss my Fraggle."

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"Zombie Squad realizes that it is quite possible for someone to live their entire lives without encountering the undead nuisance. However, we hold fast to the belief that if you are prepared for a scenario where the walking corpses of your family and neighbors are trying to eat you alive, you will be prepared for almost anything."

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If it looks like granite, smells like granite, and feels like granite, and a dragon says that it's lace, it's lace, dammit.

-- Black Hound, Bay12 DF boards.

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Logician's Prayer: Dear God, I would like to file a bug report.
http://xkcd.com/c258.html

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By caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
By the dew of the mountain my thoughts accquire speed;
the hands accquire shakes; the shakes become a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals, who remember the good old days, when entertainment was bland and inoffensive.

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Sleep is an overrated substitute for caffeine.

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"Who discovered we could get milk from cows? ... And what did he *think* he was doing at the time?"

-- Billy Connolly