Rules of Engagement

Everyone has rules by which they play. While I do not expect you to follow my rules,
I do expect you to respect them.

General
The day-to-day stuff.
1. I dislike modern role-playing to a certain degree. While I have a few modern characters, I prefer to play them with other modern characters. On the same note, I like to play my fantasy characters with other fantasy characters. My horse-ridin' elf will ignore your car-driving, jean-wearing human.
2. I tend to ignore people who are overly verbose; if I get bored mid-sentence, you need to stop writting.
3. I like talking OOC; the people in role-playing chats tend to be more open-minded, and intelligent than in normal chats. Besides, people who use internet short-hand drive me insane. I swear, I want to kill everyone who uses "LOL".
4. I don't talk to people who can't capitilize, or who use internet short-hand.

Combat:
Most of my character are expressly pacafist. Those who are not, I will never use to attack with.
1. I do not accept dice.
2. I will ignore stupid, and/or pointless attacks.
3. I expect a well thought out attack. "::Hits her::" is unnacceptable.
4. Do not dictate my actions. I know my characters better than you, so if I say my character is strong enough to block an attack s/he is.
5. Do not attack one of my characters with the intention of killing them. I may allow you to kill him/her, but it will not be a "wham, bam, you're dead" kind of thing.
6. I do not like my characters dying. Many of them are well established, and I am rather fond of them. However, I am perfectly fine with them getting knocked around.
7. I don't like vampire characters. However, if you'd like to try, and sire one of my humans talk to me first.
8. I'm okay with dismemberment on some of my characters. Ask first.
Above all else, talk to me before attacking. It's common courtesy, and this way I won't ignore you on accident.

Sexual Encounters
Yes, I'm talkin' 'bout the dirty stuff.
1. I do not under any circumstances cyber. It bothers me on a psychological level. Any sex is implied, not played out. When the clothes start comin' off, it's time for the curtain call.
2. For the sake of the game, I'm fine with rape, as long as it's implied. However, you need to talk to me first.
3. I don't do pleasure slaves. I tried it, not a fan.
4. Eroticism is fine by me. Naked dancin' is kosher; I'm legal, I go to strip clubs. Just.. breasts nonwithstanding.. keep it real basic, detail wise. Wigglin' yer manberries at me is not-kosher, and I may have to Bobbit'cha.

More to come, pro'lly
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