This be Rob. I lub him.
Rob and I only met a day ago, but already we're madly in love and he and I are in a very serious and committed relationship (so you boys and girls out there...back off!) We're going to prom together and he's going to wear vinyl pants and platform shoes (cuz he's short but don't tell him I said that).
Rob again. Don't you just wanna jump on him and lick him all over?
Rob. You're cool.
