Today was Leslie's birthday. I surprised myself by being nice enough to send her an email wishing her happy birthday. But hey, the girl went out of her way to send me an actual card in the mail for my birthday, so it was the *least* I could do.

I think I broke my jaw. I was trying to attack Dan and I heard a tearing sound when I opened my mouth. And it hurts. Not enough to cry or anything, but this annoying dull ache that won't go away. Jaime thinks if it doesn't go away I should go to the health center. I dunno. What would I tell the doctor? "I was trying to bite my boyfriend's neck and I opened my mouth too wide and now it hurts." Ok, no.