My life is the oddest I know. I'm flying out to Chicago on Moday night to be on Oprah on Tuesday. I can't get over it. Here's a conversation I had with Joe about the show on instant messenger:

VitaJules: so like, i was gonna be on oprah
Emoposer: ?
Emoposer: for real?
VitaJules: cuz they are doing a show on kids with body mods and parents who dislike them
VitaJules: so i emailed them on a whim
VitaJules: and they called me this morning
VitaJules: and called my mom
VitaJules: and called me and called me and called me
VitaJules: and then they tell me the taping's next tuesday, when my mom's gonna be outta the country. so i cannot be on the show.
VitaJules: so sad.
Emoposer: oh no!
Emoposer: DUDE! that suxxxxx
VitaJules: i know. oprah's first class. i coulda been famous.
Emoposer: shit yo,
Emoposer: what was it gonna be on?
VitaJules: i said!!
VitaJules: scroll up
Emoposer: whoopes
Emoposer: my bad
Emoposer: I knew that
VitaJules: but it was funny cuz the producer lady called me and she was asking me about my style of dress. and im like i dunno how i dress. just clothes. and she asked me what i wore today, so i said baggy cargos and a t-shirt and she's like "whoa, you're pretty alternative" and im like...are you sure?

So I thought I wasn't going to be on the show, but this evening they called me and told me they want me on even though my mom can't go. I'm still in complete *SHOCK*. I have to go to Chicago by myself, which is really scary and meet Oprah which is even more scary, but I'm gonna do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!