After a day of nothingness I went over to the open window as the rain poured and stuck my head out. It was really nice to feel the water fall down across my nose and drip off my lips.

Then Dan called so I hopped down and ran to the phone. He told me he's going out. Going out, leaving me here, alone. Oh well, our sons won't be circumcised. At least when they're left alone, they'll have their foreskins to comfort them.

So I went back to the window and started thinking those crazy thoughts that people think when they've been stuck inside all day and have their heads out windows. I wondered if I die jumping out this 6th floor window or just be paralyzed for the rest of my life. I don't know why they have these screens that can be lifted up. What's the purpose of that, Resident Life? You know us college students are unstable enough without taunting us with wide open windows high off the ground. Bah, I think I'm going to stick my head out the window again.