INSPIRATION : A COLLECTION OF HEARTWARMING QUOTATIONS TO MELT THE BRAIN
11/27

Imagine that... I actually updated this thing on time, against all odds.  And during my period of low updates, too!

Anyhow, we have a smattering of lousy political quotes, tossed in with some junk I grabbed from quoteaday.com.  Good for them, those quote-tacular scamps. It's good to see someone else spreading useless sentiment all over the place. The world needs more of it. 
Inspiration from the Past
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1. "Never tell them what you won't do."
To Which I Say:
Never tell them what you will do, either, since half the time it ends up not coming through anyway. In fact, if you can pull it off, tell them as little as possible.  Salespeople may have good intentions at heart occasionally, but usually things  just ends up falling apart like a chinese motorcycle.
Oh, well.  You can't always get what you want, now can you?
For instance: Don't tell them you're going to build a lighthouse if you live in a mountain village.
2. "It's time to stop counting votes and let the votes count."
To which I say:
Yeah. Good point, Republicans.  Too bad you didn't ACTUALLY do anything to stop them from counting votes(You'll note the start date of this, late November; here it is, mid-December with no resolution). 
I snagged this quote because it was so damnably cheesy... They were just itching to say something dumbassed like this, and I was just waiting for them to say it. Ha. There, I laughed. Now go shut up and paw through some case precedents... Maybe you'll find something that'll end this silliness.
Liberace knows how to end an election!

Wait.. Liberace has no relevance whatsoever to this situation. Then again, what does relevance matter?


3.   "I 'ave abso-lutely no idee a."
To Which I Reply:
Yep. He was re-elected.  This column was initially updated on election day, so a Chretien quote might be excused.  Then again, maybe it won't.
Jean Chretien is rumoured to have bought flippers from this kid before uttering the above quote in response to being asked how much money they cost, who he bought them from, what the person was doing wearing a yellow life perserver, and why he wasn't wearing pants.
4. Do not overeat.  Fit people attend the funerals of fat ones. 
To Which I Say:
Then again, fit people do have a strange tendency to keel over dead inexplicably while running cross-country as part of a vaunted exercise system, so what do I know?
Mmmm...tasty.
Once again, this picture has little connection with the quote.  There was just this cool new folder of images on Geocities, so I figured I'd use one.  Rawr!
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Thanks to Corbis.com for most images on this page.  They have really nifty pictures!
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