INSPIRATION : A COLLECTION OF HEARTWARMING QUOTATIONS TO MELT THE BRAIN
11/20

Oh, yeah! The new manager at Leon's got a subscription to the crappy quote magazine! I'm rollin' in quotes!

In other news, viewership of my page remains mysteriously consistent. As a reward, here's a
link.

Well, I didn't say it was good... at any rate, these are allegedly politically related.
Inspiration from the Past
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1. "Don't vote for green power or black power... vote for brainpower."
To Which I Say:
Good thinking... special interest groups should all go to hell anyway, so brainpower's probably a safer bet than either of the above.  On a side note, openly admitting this sort of thing is tantamount to political suicide. Just look at that poor, stupid hick lady out in Winnepeg who let something slip about a so-called Asian Invasion of the Canadian university system.  Statistical reality notwithstanding, that was a really stupid thing to say.  Regardless of whether she's in a riding comprised of hicks, there's just no way you can, or should, make that sort of remark. Oh, well.  One fewer potential victory for Little Hitler... Or should I say Doris Day? Go vote for his name change at www.22minutes.com. You'll be glad you did.
Yeah.. .you freakin' tree huggers.
2. "I do not practice politics.  I have other good habits also."
To which I say:
Gotta love pundits. Especially ancient ones. This particular fellow invented the word poppycock sometime in the 19th century, in case you care. I know I don't.
Intrepid baby is now the hapless thrall of the flipper kid, who is using him in a fiendish scheme to peddle flippers. When reached for comment in the coral gulag of south Mexico, Intrepid Baby was heard to mutter an incoherent string of babble, laced with expletives.

3.   "Be honest. Be sincere."
To Which I Reply:
Be uncool... yes, be awkward!
Don't look in the obvious place... the soul needs beautiful a soulmate...

Or whatever the hell he says there.
You have a cautionary example... don't buy the freakin' flippers no matter how honest, sincere, uncool, or awkward you are.
4. "Goodbye! " - Calvin Coolidge, on a train pulling unexpectedly away from the group of people assembled to hear his speech.
To Which I Say:
B
revity: Nature's candy, or the soul of wit? You decide.

..Dang, I'm just not trying.
oodbye!
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