INSPIRATION : A COLLECTION OF HEARTWARMING QUOTATIONS TO MELT THE BRAIN

10/28 Mmm.. ten day time lapse.  Well, no matter.  I now have a steady supply of quotes: www.quotations.com.  They supplied 3/4 following quotes, so I hope you'll all visit them and enjoy the aphoristic glory the site has to offer. Wait a second.. No I don't... quotes are freaking bad for your brain.  They'll melt it into a seething pile of goo. That said, let's proceed.

Inspiration from the Past

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1. "The problem with the global village is all the global village idiots.."

To Which I Say: Yup.  This one is official.

Okay.. I updated this page in its entirety, and now because Geocities farted, I lose it all? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

2. "Power: The application of intelligence with force.."

To which I say: Whatever... Power clearly has nothing to do with either of these things.  Moreover,  I'm pissed, I'm lazy, my freaking computer decided to ZAP my last analysis of this, and I think Intrepid baby showed up to buy the flippers below, so we'll just retain all the basic elements, mmmkay?

Muah! flippers! Me! Buy! To.

3.   "Now is always the most difficult time to invest."

To Which I Reply: Ooh, I don't care anymore! MY FREAKING UPDATE GOT FREAKING ZAPPED AND NOW I'M FREAKING PISSED! IT'S REALLY FREAKING AMAZING HOW FREAKING KEEPS APPEARING IN THE SAME FREAKING SPOT EVERY FREAKING ROW EXCEPT THE LAST FREAKING ROW! ARGH!

The flippers are sold! Another chronic picture soon to bite the dust. Yes, it's housekeeping time. All running jokes must go!

4. "It isn't the people you fire that will make your life the most miserable; it's the poeople you don't fire. "

To Which I Say: I agree. 'nuf said.

Blah blah, funny rabbit crystal I WANT MY LAST UPDATE BACK! GRRRRRRR.

This page deserves a giant ugly button! Go back home now!

Thanks to Corbis.com for most images on this page.  They have really nifty pictures!