A refined Arbiter tactic

This game started like any other...

And the my ally said the dumbest thing I'd ever heard:


I believe he meant Reaver:


I don't know how it's a spider though...

After a long newbie silence, my ally was 'promptly' attacked. At first he looked screwed. I didn't care. But he managed to pull it off. Those lurkers...

So I decided to do a little counter attack.

Although it was a sad counter attack, I collected valuable information about the way my opponent liked to arrange his Hydralisks...(that's how they were standing while IDLE)

[A long time passes]
I get bored of the game and decide to kill a player. From experience, I knew that the protoss were harder to kill with arbiter beat down, so I hit his zerg ally - historically shmucks to my arbiter strategy.

I made quick work of his entire economy, his hive, pool, den, most of his Sunkens, and his hatcheries, when he finally quit.

His ally counter attacked like any good ally, with a group of carriers. I quickly stasised them and ignored his attack.

My ally congratulates me. Man, he lagged so bad... I wanted to go and murder him...

I commenced attacks on the protoss above me... I forced my way in and recalled men once the area was clear of harm.

My foe comments:

The rest is in the replay...

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