I like Queens

"BROODS!!!!!!"

I spammed those across the screen a half dozen times. I was intent on using them to my death. I wanted my queens.

My progress was quick. I moved quickly and expanded. Suddenly a double rush! Zerglings and zealots. The sight was anything but pretty. My first expansion was beaten into submission, and I had to fight to destroy all the stupid zerglings. But I did it, with a little bit of help from my ally. I quickly rebuilt my wall of Sunken and restarted my economy. What? How much life did my hatcher at my expansion have?

Ouch. They were dumb.

I then proceeded in making 24 queens. And flew to cause havoc... What the! What was I thinking! Same mistake Dref made!! Stupid protoss probes are MECHANICAL!

I had to settle. I began to brood everything NOT a probe. He went for tech, and had goons and templar swarms. They died by the handful. It was ugly.

Then he got paranoid.

He began massing large numbers of cannons (well, enough to kill my queens). I had to change tactics.

My funny ally caught on to the notion of "weird tactics." He began mass blinding the enemy...

Suddenly, our silent foe speaks...

...minutes later, my new army was ready. I was going to burn him down.

My ally was enjoying his rein of power.

And our opponent died in a bloody, burning, swarming city.

His only other comment:

My 12 ultralisks raped what remained of his rubble.

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