One day, my brother and I were bored, so we decided to log onto IRC as Krang and The Shredder and harass the populace about the Ninja Turtles. It would have been better if the populace hadn't been so...asleep, but it was fun none the less.
Prior to this log, we searched for the elusive turtles in #teenchat. Seeing as they are teenagers, this was the first place on our list. Unfortunately, they were one step ahead of us. Upon our demand to see the trutles, someone disguised as a normal human unveiled themselves, revealing that they were Splinter. We were both kicked out of the channel by his "super rat attack" and, having suffered severe failure, decided to try the back door: #teens.
* Now talking in #teens
* Topic is 'might as well have fun cause your happiness is done when your goose is cooked'
* Set by mannyh!manny@still.hungry.com on Tue Oct 21 17:41:27
[TehShredd] excuse me
[TehShredd] can someone help me out here
[JackOfSha] ?
[Krang> yes, we require your assistance
[JackOfSha] with
* loiro has joined #teens
* loiro has left #teens
[TehShredd] you see, we're looking for a group of 4....
[TehShredd] ... troublemakers, as it were
[Krang> yes, they style themselves as "ninjas"
[JackOfSha] do u know there names?
[TehShredd] they are green, lean, arguably fighting machines
[Krang> with homosexual tendencies
* St1R has joined #teens
* DiscoStar sets mode: -b *!*@213.175.160.193
[St1R] Sup people
[Krang] have you seen them?
[JackOfSha] NoPe
* JackOfSha is now known as Death2Sel
* St1R has left #teens
[Krang] are you sure? This IS #teens, after all
[Krang] and they do happen to be teenagers
[TehShredd] they do that
* Death2Sel is now known as racing
[TehShredd] i was sure that Beebop and Rocksteady told us this was the place to go to
[Krang] I suspect that these degenerates are harboring the said ninja turtles
[Krang] perhaps our little friend Baxtor might persuade them?
* sasas has joined #teens
* TehShredd slaps HUD around a bit with a large trout
* TehShredd was kicked by jmjs (troutkick!)
[turboboy] xxx
[Krang] ack! I must retreat!
They were not there, but the trail was still warm. We followed it to the most likely place for a ninja to chat on IRC...#boxing
* Now talking in #boxing
* Topic is 'Holyfield: "I will regain one of my world titles." | trev0r survives Niagara plunge (go trev)'
* Set by ol`john!~jl@Powered.by.aggressivehosting.net on Tue Oct 21 16:57:12
[Shredderr] Greetings commoners
[Krang] ah, we are here
[Krang] yes, greetings to all
[Krang] we have some questions that require answers
[Shredderr] i am inquiring on the whereabouts of a pack of 4 ninjas
[Shredderr] their appearance resembles that of a turtle
[Krang] they should be in the age group of 14 to 18
[rob1] guys
[Krang] yes?
[rob1] wanna see my website?
[Krang] Is that were they hide?
[rob1] www.deportpedro.com
[Shredderr] does your website contain the location of these mischief makers
[Krang] it most certainly does not
[Shredderr] i read your website
[Shredderr] your hopeless rantings about a meaningless pasttime do not interest me
[Shredderr] i must find and eliminate these 4 ninja turtles or else world domination may fail!
[Krang] They must be hiding them here
[Shredderr] this was a smokescreen
[Krang] it si the only explanation of such trickery
* Shredderr slaps Weathers around a bit with a large trout
[Shredderr] you there! Weathers
[Shredderr] i demand op status so that i may kick and ban those that would hide the ninja turtles from us
[Krang] do it willingly...or do we have to pursuade you?
* Shredderr slaps Tua around a bit with a large trout
* Shredderr slaps trev0r around a bit with a large trout
* Shredderr slaps Tisdale around a bit with a large trout
* Shredderr slaps ol`john around a bit with a large trout
* Shredderr slaps Cole around a bit with a large trout
* Shredderr slaps choda around a bit with a large trout
[Shredderr] ANSWER ME
[Shredderr] I DEMAND POWER
* Krang laughs evilly
[Shredderr] YOU WILL give it to me
[Krang] Or we shall summon our most feared minions...
[Shredderr] THE FOOT SOLDIERS!!!!
[Krang] Led by those monsters that go by the names of Rocksteady and Beebop
[Krang] BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE FOOT CLAN!!!!!!!
* Krang retrieves cell phone...calls foot soldiers
* rob2 has joined #boxing
[Krang] I suspect that Rob1 is the ringleader of this conspiracy
* Disconnected
Session Close: Tue Oct 21 18:35:45 2003
Session Start: Tue Oct 21 18:36:06 2003
Session Ident: #boxing
* Now talking in #boxing
[Krang_] you cannot defeat me so easily, Rob1!
[rob2] like my site?
[rob2] i got d/c
[rob2] didnt hear ya
* Shredderr has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
* TehShredd has joined #boxing
[TehShredd] POOOOOEEEEEEEE
[TehShredd] yes he did
[Krang_] your website was a waste of our precious time
[Krang_] we seek the turtles
* TehShredd slaps rob1 around a bit with a large trout
* TehShredd slaps rob2 around a bit with a large trout
* TehShredd slaps rob1 around a bit with a large trout
[Krang_] you hide them from us
* TehShredd slaps rob2 around a bit with a large trout
* TehShredd slaps rob1 around a bit with a large trout
* TehShredd slaps rob2 around a bit with a large trout
* TehShredd slaps rob1 around a bit with a large trout
* TehShredd slaps rob2 around a bit with a large trout
* TehShredd slaps rob1 around a bit with a large trout
* TehShredd slaps rob2 around a bit with a large trout
* TehShredd slaps rob1 around a bit with a large trout
* TehShredd slaps rob2 around a bit with a large trout
[Krang_] reveal the vile turtles
[TehShredd] dead
* Blitzkrie has quit IRC
[Krang_] you have killed him
[Krang_] another falls before the might of the foot clan
[TehShredd] bloody was his death
* rob1 has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
[TehShredd] another place we will hant
[TehShredd] ahem, hunt
[Krang_] he mislead us with his web site, then attempted to confuse us with a clone
[Krang_] yes, let us take this search elsewhere
[TehShredd] onward
* TehShredd has left #boxing
* Krang has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
[Krang_] next time, Rob2! Next time!!!!!
Rob1/Rob2...we will have our revenge. Fortunately for us, we followed Rob back to his secret home base in an attempt to take the Turtles by surprise.
* Now talking in #turtles
* Topic is 'snus[3'
* Set by hyss`away!hyssing@whore.no on Wed Oct 15 01:19:53
* Shredderr has joined #turtles
[Shredderr] now they MUST be in here
[Krang_] aha! I knew taht this would be the place
[Krang_] I can already smell their stench
[Krang_] come out, Turtles!
[Krang_] we know that you are here!
[Shredderr] come out so that we may destroy you!
[Krang_] hmmm...they hide behind the channel's populace
[Shredderr] of course they do
[Shredderr] the ninnies
[Krang_] Awm, I demand that you tell us where you are hiding them
[Shredderr] i will soften this Awm up for you, fellow evil-doer
* Shredderr slaps awm around a bit with a large trout
* Shredderr slaps awm around a bit with a large trout
* Shredderr slaps awm around a bit with a large trout
* Shredderr slaps awm around a bit with a large trout
[Krang_] harboring teenage muntants is punishable by death
* Shredderr slaps awm around a bit with a large trout
* You were kicked by m4a1 (flood)
Seeing as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are cartoons, the next most logical place to look was in #anime.
* Now talking in #anime
* Topic is 'all y'all's douchebags.'
* Set by kyousuke!kyousuke@24.213.29.2.kzo.mi.chartermi.net on Sun Oct 19 23:56:51
* Shredderr has joined #anime
[Shredderr] greetings civilians
[Krang_] pardon me, innocent bystanders....
[Krang_] we have a few questions that require answers
[Shredderr] i smell a rat... and 4 turtles
[Krang_] indeed
[Krang_] where are they?
[Krang_] where are you hiding them?
[Shredderr] you will tell us the whereabouts of these turtles before you are cut open like the sardines you are
[Krang_] hmmm...an uncooperative general populace
[Shredderr] you cannot ignore us
[Krang_] you will not ignore us!
[Shredderr] you will provide us with the information we seek
* lazx has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[Krang_] or we shall summon our army....
[Krang_] the invincible army of the foot clan
[Shredderr] or you will suffer the same fate as lazx
[Shredderr] poor fool
[Krang_] I sense that one of you knows of their location...
[Shredderr] before they knew it my bladed arms had painted a sea of blood all OVER THEIR CARPET
[Shredderr] now their carpet IS RUINED
[Krang_] ...and that someone is Milene!
* Shredderr slaps Milene around a bit with a large trout
* Shredderr slaps Milene around a bit with a large trout
* Shredderr slaps Milene around a bit with a large trout
* Shredderr slaps Milene around a bit with a large trout
* Shredderr slaps Milene around a bit with a large trout
* Shredderr slaps Milene around a bit with a large trout
[Krang_] TELL US WHERE THEY ARE!
[Krang_] WHERE DO YOU HIDE THE NINJA TURTLES
* ggdvids has joined #anime
* ggdvids has left #anime
[Krang_] no response
[Krang_] ggdvids was wise to leave...
[Krang_] he knew the danger that will soon lurk here
[Shredderr] INDEEEEEED he DID
[Krang_] for you leave us little choice but to summon our evil henchmen...
[Krang_] THE FOOT SOLDIERS!
[Shredderr] ummmmmm
[Shredderr] where are they
[Krang_] ...
[Krang_] curse those turtles!
[Krang_] they have defeated our l33t squad of ninja robots!
[Shredderr] They defeated all of our Foot Soldiers THAT QUICKLY!?!
[Krang_] it would seem so
[Shredderr] curses!
[Shredderr] REEEEEETREEEEEEEAT!!!!
[Krang_] Milene is well protected
* You were kicked by Milene (flood)
Damn Milene! They were ready for us, but we weren't done yet. Thanks to a little help from Baxtor, we were able to locate the home base of the turtles...and inside....
* Now talking in #TMNT
* Topic is '11,1Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Channel | Eps on servers - Turtle Game Demo avail. | !trivia | !motd 4 dn'
* Set by Donatello!nona@wbar5.tmp1-4-4-103-255.tmp1.dsl-verizon.net on Mon Oct 20 17:40:52
-|Krang|- Welcome to #TMNT - the premier Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Channel on Efnet. For rules type '/ctcp |Krang| rules' and if you're interested in contributing type '/ctcp |Krang| serving' Also Join #FTP4Games for irc games and other kewl stuff!
* Shredderr has joined #TMNT
[Krang_] AHA!
[Krang_] I have found one of them!
[Shredderr] where
[Krang_] Donatello! Long have you eluded us
[Krang_] but no longer
[Krang_] now you must face the wrath of the foot clan!
[Shredderr] we have FOUND YOU
[Krang_] Attack, my foot soldiers!
* Krang_ summons his evil, invincible army of Foot Soldiers
* Shredderr commands the foot soldiers to attack Donatello
[Krang_] Muahaha! Die, vile turtle!
[Krang_] Tonight I dine on turtle soup!
[Shredderr] your blood will make an excellent sacrement
[Shredderr] after long searching for those mischievous turtles, we have found them!!
* Krang_ watches in horror at the foot soldiers die one by one...stumbling upon entering the room
[Shredderr] fuck!
[Shredderr] fuck that
[Shredderr] fuckeddy fuckeddy fuck
[Krang_] Shit! Rocksteady!
[Krang_] Beebop!
[Shredderr] you fucking moronic foot soldiers
[Krang_] ATTAAAAAACK!!!!
[Krang_] FUCKING TURTLES, DIE!
* Krang_ draws an uzi and sprays Donatello
* Krang_ then discovers that he is indeed spraying him...with water
* Shredderr slashes his bladed arms at Donatello... drawing much blood
[Krang_] ack! I brought my water pistol in stead!
[Shredderr] worry not fellow evil-doer
[Shredderr] i will do the talking of the fists while the talking of the brain is the duty of you
[Krang_] ah, a fine plan indeed
[Krang_] glad I thought of it!
[Krang_] Muahahaha!
[Shredderr] MUAHAHAHAAHHAAAHHA
[Krang_] kill them! Quickly!
[Krang_] Kill them all!
[Shredderr] MUAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA
[Shredderr] MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
[Krang_] MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Krang_] MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Krang_] MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Krang_] MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Krang_] MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Krang_] MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Krang_] MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Shredderr] MUAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
[Krang_] MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Krang_] MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
* You were kicked by D0lt (flood)
And that is all. Perhaps someday we will defeat the turtles once and for all, but for now our asses are sore as hell from being kicked around as much as we were. Tonight we rest...tomorrow we return. We will have our revenge! The Turtles will be ours!
