Battle #1: Battle For Unknown Version
Date: May ,2004
Location: Empty Void of Nothingness
Player: Indio the Vistior

Oh my head... Where am I?
YOU are in UNKNOWN VERSION!
AHHHHH!!! What was that voice?
THAT VOICE was renamed NARRATOR!
Narrator? That means... I'm on a website?
INDIO is CORRECT!
CURRENT LOCATION is KNOWN as UNKNOWN VERSION!
Then how can it be known?
DO not QUESTION the NARRATOR!
Can I at least ask who the webmaster is?
UNKNOWN VERSION has no WEBMASTER!
WEBMASTER abandoned UNKNOWN VERSION!
Is that why there's nothing here?
NO! WEBMASTER left UNKNOWN VERSION in NARRATOR's PROVERBIAL HANDS!
NARRATOR ended up DESTROYING all of UNKNOWN VERSION!
NARRATOR has been BORED ever SINCE!
Couldn't you just make more things to torment?
NO! NARRATOR doesn't have the ABILITY to MAINTAIN a VERSION!
NOW that a PERSON from EARTH is here, NARRATOR can have FUN again!
Cool. So what should I do first?
NOT so FAST!
YOU must PROVE yourself WORTHY of AUTHORSHIP by DEFEATING an OPPONENT in a POKE BATTLE!
Why?
YOU must PROVE your CREATIVITY to the NARRATOR in the BATTLE.
Again I ask, why?
BECAUSE the RULES say a BATTLE must TAKE place in a POKE BATTLE!
Oh.
NARRATOR wishes to TEST INDIO!
NARRATOR sent out YAHOO!
Alright then, go INDIO! Use SEARCH!
Go, INDIO!
INDIO used SEARCH!
INDIO searched for FUNNY JOKES!
YAHOO used MINDLESS FEATURES!
YAHOO presented INDIO with MINDLESS NEWS!
That's so incromprehensible, I can't use it!
YAHOO NEWS! LOT's of NEWS, NOTHING USEFUL!
Except for an ad.
YAHOO used SPAM!
ACK!!! Use return to sender!
INDIO used RESEND!
YAHOO's DATABASE was OVERLOADED!
YAHOO fainted!
INDIO has PASSED NARRATOR'S TEST!
What? Indio the Visitor is evolving!
INDIO evolved into INDIO the UNKNOWN WEBMASTER!
INDIO obtained UNKNOWN VERSION!
Please enter new name:
Alright, Mold Version
UNKNOWN VERSION was renamed MOLD VERSION!
VERSION started to SMELL!
Good thing I lack a sense of smell.
Current mold toxic level: 5 percent
Hmm... better start building a version. Hum de ho.
INDIO begain CREATION!
INDIO will FINISH in a WEEK!