What you are really learning in school

History. That's great I can not even keep track of what is going on now and I am supposed to worry about shit that happened hundreds of years ago

Math: Math is a perfect science. It is totally unlike life. Therefore I do not think its for me.

Physics: Ah that explains it my GPA is being pulled down by gravitational acceleration.

Psychology: Ah I see what you are getting at. No I am not paranoid. What your saying I need to take this class. What is next ?are you gonna lock me up...

Child Psychology: Now you can learn what events that happened to you as a kid mentally harm you to this day

Gym: All you have to do to get an A is show up. Can you handle that!

Economics: You took out a loan for 25,000 dollars just to go to school here. This is the way you learn how stupid that was.

Statistic: Learn how to figure out your chances of graduation. Do not forget the error factor by adding a 6 pack.

Chemistry: IF all else fails we can sell this shit to street kids

College Success: All you have to do in this class is pretend you can get an A and you will get an A. Can you handle that!!

Speech: This class teaches you how to make it sound like you learned something in school.