Forces of nature

You know how you get a first year teacher and you think to yourself, "How is this person going to teach me anything he/she is a complete moron?". Well I am not going to say that teaching is easy, but I am going to give you the tail of a first year teacher.

Wells its one of those days that could be a snow day, but you listen to the radio and no such luck. You have to go to school. So do the teachers, so one teacher packs up her stuff and goes out to her car. She tries to open the door, but has no luck. So she gets a brainstorm, "I will pour hot water over the car, and unfroze the door". She must have been really proud of herself for thinking that one up. So she gets in the car and drives to school. She arrives safely grabs her bags, and gets ready to get out of her car. Oops It seems like that water that once was hot, is not cold. So cold that it is frozen. Now instead of being locked out, she is locked in.

Motorcycling is pretty cool. If you are on a motor bike you look cool and you look tough. "At what point does it become too cold to ride a motorcycle?", you may ask. Well I will tell you.

Its below freezing, and its raining hard. A man in a motorcycle drives up to a gas station. Attendants do not pay much attention to him, until they look back 5 minutes later and see the guy sitting in the same spot still on his bike. So they go out to take a look. Do you know what they found? The found a man who's frozen clothes got him stuck to his Hog. The wheeled him inside and in about 30 minutes he thawed out.

Thanks Val- Marvin you inspired today's Random thoughts.