Copyright 2004 Chris Yarmel©

Chris: 1 is the loneliest number
Tim: no, 8 is
Tim: I mean look at that thing
Tim: it's a single continuous line
Chris: .....and... one isnt a single line?  at least that 
line keeps itself companies when it touches itself  1 
doesnt even have that
Tim: ......well technically you could say that about 
any number except 8
Tim: ....and 0
Chris: 9 touches itself techincally
Tim: ....touche
Tim: ...damn, I've got nothing
Chris: depending on what kind of 4 it is it can touch
Chris: 6
Chris: lol   damn  talk about an unsound theory
Tim: okay, what about 2 3 5 7 
Tim: okay then
Chris: lol
Chris: dont know how that come up
Tim: lol, me either
Chris: 2,3,5, and 7 you say?
Tim: damn that AI
Tim: exactly
Chris: ok   here it goes
Chris: 7 isnt the lonliest because 7 ate nine
Chris: 2 can be as bad as one its the lonliest 
number since the number one  but it never gets lonlier 
than one
Tim: you still have 2 3 and 5
Tim: okay
Tim: 3 and 5
Chris: and 3's company
Tim: .....I can't believe you can come up with all 
these cheesy remarks that can work for the arguement
Chris: lol
Chris: Im just that good  plus Im supposed to be 
writing a paper so meaningless discussion is helping me 
avoid it
Tim: ...fair enough
Chris: now to address 5
Tim: what about 5, genius
Tim: lol
Chris: have you seen Quest for the holy grail?
Tim: yeah...once
Chris: when they're addressing the number of 
seconds to count to when using the Holy Handgrenade  
they say 1,2,3(all of which I have proven are lonely 
numbers)  then they say 5 is right out  meaning its not 
included in the lonely numbers therefore isnt lonely and if 
it isnt lonely how can it be lonelier than 1?
Chris: satisfied?
Tim: actually no, lol, that didn't prove that because 
you proved that 2 and 3 were NOT lonely numbers
Tim: :-P
Chris: no no
Chris: 2 can be as bad as 1  its the LONELIEST 
number since the number 1
Tim: but 3's company, remember?
Chris: company cant be lonely?
Chris: i dont remember that being a problem
Tim: EXACTLY
Tim: you said three was a lonely number after you 
proved it wasn't
Chris: i didnt prove it wasnt a lonely number
Chris: i proved it wasnt AS lonely
Chris: as 1
Tim: it's in company
Tim: therefore it's not lonely
Chris: look at the 1 and 5 key at the top of your 
keyboard   5 has a % with it  but 1 only has a !  which is 
basically a one with a piece cut off
Chris: so five  has itself and two little o's keeping it 
company
Chris: 1 is only 1
Tim: ah yes, but if you look at it in that sense, look 
at the position of the keys.  the one still has the 2 next to it
Tim: :-P
Chris: AH HA!
Chris: but 5 has 6 and 4 next to it
Chris: thats 2 numbers near it as opposed to 1 
number next to 1
Tim: yes, but it still has 2
Tim: lol
Chris: well you said a company cant be lonely!
Chris: 3's a company
Chris: 4,5,6
Chris: 3 numbers