Quotes

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"Show me a man who refuses violence, and I'll show you the first casualty in the next war."

Anonymous

"Life is what happens when you're making other plans."

John Lennon

"And so it goes."

Billy Joel

"Falling in love is like stepping in fresh dog sh*t without your shoes on: It feels warm and squishy at first, but you know you're going to regret it when you try and walk away."

Louis Gardner

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

Old Saying

"If I had nickel for all the times this ball has gotten me out of a tight spot, I'd have a sh*tload of nickels."

Coop Cooper (From the movie Baseketball)

"I NO LITTLE B*TCH!!!!!"

Brian Reyez

"So be it! If they think you're moody, make them think you're CRAZY!! If they think you have an attitude, show them some real attitude!"

Happy Harry Hardon (from the motion picture Pump Up the Volume)

"Democracy is the idea that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard."

(When I remember who said it, I'll let you know)

"There are three kinds of people in this world: The users, the losers, and the assholes like me who have just decided to sit outside society and watch you all just f*ck yourselves."

Louis Gardner

"Death is the only way out."

Cyrax (from the movie Mortal Kombat Annihilation)

"If your grandmother had balls, she'd be your grandfather."

Old Yiddish saying.

" 'Tis better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all."

Very true saying.

"Everytime I think I've hit the rock bottom, some one always throughs me a new fuckin shovel."

Louis Gardner

"Yes, detonating a thermonuclear bomb in the center of the planet, causing it to explode, destroying the planet, while blowing us all into teeny-tiny bite sized chunks would fit very nicely into the BAD THINGS CATEGORY!!!!!!!!!"

Louis Gardner (mimicking the Terrible Thunderlizards cartoon by Savage Studios Cartoons)

"In the end it all comes down to who has more ammunition."

Louis Gardner (in repsonse to a request for a fill-in-the-blank quote on the Patterson High School 1999-2000 Year Book info sheets)

""If you don't use your head, some one else will."

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"Pain drives us to hurt others, and happiness drives us to hurt ourselves."

Sarkanis Hadesbane

"My definition of love is when the person invades your every thought without breaking your concntration, when you hear their laughter in music, but still hear the harmony, when you feel their hand's caress in a light breeze without forgetting the breeze's own comfort. Anything else is either only attraction, or obsession."

Louis Gardner

"Following the shadows doesn't mean one is to be feared or one is evil. It simply means that they have yet to be shown the light."

Dravus McKraelius

"Why do you ask a question if you do nothing with the answer. If you wanted the answer so badly why do you refuse to listen when someone throws the stuff into your lap and says,'There, you dumb bastard. That is the answer.' The real question is, what are you going to do with it? You write it down and don't even bother to see WHY that is the answer.Why do this, you know why, you are ignorant. You should be dragged out and shot. You are a drag on society, myself, the government, etc... All you need to know is how to flip my burger and have that one phrase ready:
'Would you like fries with that?'"

Ronnie Cuvillier (Master Apocalypse)

*KLANG* "SHIT!!!"

Zwei

"Pain is my power."
Ashe (from the movie Crow: City of Angels)

"The fight is all."
Ryu (from the video game Street Fighter)

"You found hope in hopeless, you made crazy sane."
Diamond Rio (from the song "You're Gone")

"Why do we, as a race, subscribe to such painful, hateful virtues as greed, envy, and pride? If we cannot overcome these frailties, are we truly civilized?"

Louis Gardner

"If I close my eyes forver, will it all remain unchanged? If I close my eyes forever, will it all remain the same?"

Ozzy Osborn and Lita Ford (from the song "Close My Eyes Forever")

"The power of suffering is immense. It will drive a person to change, move from, or destroy all that is around them."

Sarkanis Hadesbane

"Do you feel it? The anger and hatred in the air? This is what we were born into, and are expected to fix!"

Louis Gardner

"Fate is nothing but a path. You have to decide whether to take it, or find your own way to death."

Sarkanis Hadesbane

"When the children cry, let them know we tried, 'Cause when the children sing, a new world begins."

White Lion (from the song "When the Children Cry")

"Now ya'll watch this..."

Famous Last Words

"Yes, honey... You are getting fat."

More Famous Last Words

"I wonder what would happen if I did this..."

Even More Famous Last Words

"Adios, Motherfucker."

Famous Military Last Words

"B.O.H.I.C.A. (Bend Over, Here It Comes Again)"

Yet More Famous Military Last Words

"You know... Your sister is much better at this than you..."

A Redneck's Last Words

"How many doctors did it take to put those implants in your chest?"

Fatal Words from Beverly Hills

"The check's in the mail."

A Business Man's Last Words

"The truck is paid for."
"The horse is mine."
"I swear to God officer, I was just trying to help get the sheep over the fence."

The three most common lies in Montana:

"Suicide in Greybull, Wyoming, would be redundant."

David S. Gardner (My Dad)

"He said get away from me... And then he took it."

Jack Gardner (My Older Brother)

"Carpe Canum. (Seize the dog)"

Jay Sherman (from the series The Critic)

"HAHAHAHAHAHA... uh... What was I laughing at... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Droz Unruh

"Rat's Ranky, Raggy!"

Jddog Tolman

"You will never be able to appreciate life until it kicks you in the nuts a couple of times."

David M. Gardner

"Illegitimis Non Carborundum (Don't let the bastards wear you down)."

Latin Phrase

"Cogito Ergo Sum (I think therefor I am)."

Descartes

"In Vino Veritas (In wine there is TRUTH!!!)."

hehehe... Another piece of Latin wisdom

"Do me one favor... Lift the veil of reality for only a moment. There, just beyond concrete realism and just before the verge of illusion, you will find me... Waiting for you."

Louis Gardner

"My eyes take you in, but my heart holds you already."

Louis Gardner

"There are three ways to deal with problems in life: 1) Cope, 2) Run, and 3) Smith and Wesson. I'm a slow runner, and I ran out of bullets, so...."

Louis Gardner

"Love lost plagues you forever, holds you back, and makes you regret all you have done since. Love never learned at least leaves out the regret."

Bregnar Valkirin (from War Hammer: The Legacy)

"Be silent, be calm, and accpet death, for it is all you shall ever gain happiness from."

Sarkanis Hadesbane

"Death's grip is not nearly as icy and frigid as the grip of reality, my friends. At least death ensures no further suffering, where as reality only promises more."

Uther Be’Gertas (from War Hammer: The Legacy)

"When you gaze upon me, I know what you see. The demon lurking in the corner of your nightmares... The monster stalking you in your dreams... The stirring beast in the shadows of your fears. You see this, and fear me, and give me no chance to show my affections... For you fear me..."

Uther Be’Gertas

"When will people ever learn the value of the man beneath the mask? My dearest friend Uther is the kindest and gentlest of souls. He gives with no regard for himself. As well he has but only love to give, but none wish love from a 'beast' such as him. Well, I ask you this: Who is more the monster? Uther, who was changed physically to his current Dragonite state, or the woman who turns him away with hostility and fear because of his appearance when all he wishes is to show kindness and love? Think about it..."

Darius Astroclius (from War Hammer: The Legacy)

"Pain, stryfe, anger, sadness, joy, love, mercy... These are nothing. Emotions equal weakness, and weakness equals defeat. And with me defeat equals death. So dispense with your pitiful 'emotions' and bring me a true challenge."

Gekra Vertair (from War Hammer: The Legacy)

"Burn this realm... Burn it and it's cruel inhabitants with the black flames of hell. Let THEM suffer for once."

Uther Be'Gertas

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