I feel the need to share this with people because I think it is one of the funniest things I ever did....

E-mail I sent...

Subj: Youre really a MOUNTIE?
Date: 98-07-03 02:00:10 EDT
From: DumHonkey
To: Mountie007
Are you really a mountie? Do you always get your man? And if so, do you always get your man up the ass?

USA

What he wrote back...

Subj: Re: Youre really a MOUNTIE?
Date: 98-07-03 02:06:12 EDT
From: Mountie007
To: DumHonkey
hey dip shit how about coming with something else besides up the ass because if thats that is all that is on your mind you must have you brother fucking you right
now. Oh and
Canada
Fucking
Rules
You
Inbread
Piece
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White
Trailor
Park
Trash
Worthless
American