Don't beleive me eh? Here's the shocking proof.

SHROOMS: The Mario Bros. favorite drug. They are seen using these the most.

Proof: Notice both Mario and Luigi, once doing the shrooms, they see themselves as bigger than they really are. Also, the Mario's also see inanimat objects move. EX. Mushrooms, platforms, the ground. They also see turles move at the speed of man. All these halucination are the effect of the mushrooms.

STEROIDS: Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Princess are all on 'roids.

Proof: Ever play the game Dr. Mario? Those pills he throws around are unusually large, don't ya think? And how else could one explain how Mario and Luigi can break bricks with their head? And ever notice they can lift objects their size like nothing?

FIRE FLOWERS: Phsycadelic flowers commonly used by the Bros.

Proof: The flowers flashed in bright colors. How many flowers have you ever seen that flashed bright colors? Also, the flowers had to be halucinagetic, ever notice that the Mario Bros. Seemed to think they could spit fire after eating this flower?

STARS: These were used with the steroids to enduce roid rage.

Proof: Ever notice while under the influence of the stars, Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Princess were invincible? They could run through anything. Think about it.

LEAF: Obviously a tobbaco leaf laced with harsher drugs.

Proof: After smoking one of these, the Mario Bros. not only thought that they were raccons, but racoons that could fly. Obviously these leafs were laced with cocaine or LSD.

Not enough proof eh? Let's look at the characters shall we?

MARIO: A doctor turned bad. Refered to as Dr. Mario, he lost his liscense due to illegal drug trafficing and mal-practice. To support his drug habit, he has been seen scrounging for gold coins to get his high. Mario, in finacial crsis, would also resort to pimping out his own girl friend, Princess Peach Toadstool. How else do you think Bowser had here all the time?

LUIGI: Mario's right hand man, and that puts Luigi in the same boat. He is more into steroid than Mario, proof of this is in Mario Bros. 2 when he could jump incredible lengths. Also, notice in Mario Bros. 3, he was fat like Mario, a common affect when steroid use is discontinued. Loyal to his brother, he assist Mario in searching for money.

TOAD: Out of all the characters, he is the biggest steroid user. Notice the stunted growthm and also notice that in Super Mario Bros. 2, no matter what he was carrying, he never slowed down. How did Toad get into steroids? Simple. Toad was an ex-football player. (Notice the helmet thingy on his head.)

PRINCESS: Mario's hoe. Pimped out for Mario's drug money, and her own. She often has repeat business from Bowser.

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