The day I was born,

The nurese ran away and hid.

The doctor screamed like a woman.

I was an ugly kid.

They thought that I was a mutant.

They were to send me to a lab.

My parents were deeply depressed.

What a gross kid they had.

The news made all the papers.

"Child with the World Biggest Nose"

And the folks of my town were betting.

Just how big could it grow?

"Then there's the hair of that runt."

That's what people would say.

"I feel bad for his parents."

I think I would ship him away.

So, my parents took theyre advice.

And donated me to the zoo.

But they don't have freak show exhibits.

So they discarded me too.

So it was off to Uncle Tom's Circus.

But I made all the children scream.

Even the beaded lady,

Would talk to me.

So, I became an ugly teenager.

I tried to get dates to prom.

None of the girls would go with me.

Not even, my mom.

I graduated finally.

Voted "Most likely to cause a stampede."

Yeah, they all think they are funny.

They will soon remember me.

See, I know that I am ugly.

But, I'm tired of hearing that crap.

I remembered all of the jerks.

Cause one day I'm gonna snap.