Omfast conjures up the image of a gargantuan halibut. The public channel fills with gray and ominous haze, it gets cold as the Leviathan-Halibut overhead overshadows the channel. Grintok says, "Ahh, that's nice dear." Omfast raises his hands towards the huge fish and mumbles an incantation. Auriak shoots the fish and serves it for dinner in Isengard Omfast says, "watches as the fish starts to descend. The arrow must have hit the halibut because the floor is resonating with subsonic waves. Actually the big fish falls on Grintok." Omfast eats his keyboard, too. Auriak says, "Who said arrow? I was using a gun of Navarone for that biggie" Grintok doesn't eat the fish, because he's a vegetarian... Instead he places the fish back in the pond and screams, "Be free! Swim! Swim into the horizon!" Auriak already served it to his clan. ;) :) Omfast mumbles more incantations. The fish says, "Damn, he cheated!" Omfast replies, "Time for your super supper powers! Transform him into a birthday cake!" Auriak watches his missle turn into a bowl of petunias and a whale, faling to kill the fish :( Omfast watches gleefully as the fish in his agony rolls around and squashes Auriak's too-eager clan members which came running with knives and forks -- to early! Auriak bahs and didn't like htem anyway, they weren't right in the head Omfast chants, "Come on, halibut, pull yourself together and work your spell: send the orcs to orcish hell, and feed this poor hobit here, with a pint o' beer!" Auriak takes the fishes word that Omfast is indeed insane Omfast watches quietly as the fish mumbles his curse-o'-the-halibut. Dark clouds gather around the orc. A big flash! A big bang! But Auriak is still Auriak, his clan is still his clan, and Isengard is still there for him. Omfast says, "Thanks, fish, great curse." Glandrill says, "It's such a relief to know there are so many others who are mentally warped :)" Sa'miikh-a'Shin chuckles.