Carlos the
Jackrabbit is Eduardo's long lost brother. They were tragically
separated at birth along with the rest of their siblings. Carlos
lived in Columbia for several years as a limousine driver for the
co-assistant to the assistant in charge of kleenex for one of
Columbia's 2nd rate coffee company's board of directors.
He was very enthusiastic about his job until he learned his
employer's employer's employer was involved in illegal
activities. So he found out about his brother Eduardo and came to
Little Odessa to be reunited on Jenny Jones in a heartfelt and
tear-jerking, yet scripted episode.
Statistics
Name: Carlos the Jackrabbit
Age: 27
Place of Birth: Chile
Favorite Color: Grey
Pet Peeve: That white powdery stuff that looks like
baking soda, but just doesn't work for baking cookies
Least Favorite Pet: Cats
Height: 5'2"
Weight: 120 lbs