HoTaMaLe!'s Easy Guide to Treknobabble Original by Dave Lee, expanded/edited by Gregory Lam Ever wonder how to make something sound complex and futuristic? How do those script writers at Paramount pull it off? Just randomly pick one or two words from the first and second columns and another from the third, place it in a sentence of your invention, and there you are! Instant technobabble!

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