A Traveling salesman enter a bar one night and
found a lot of people seated at the tables. He sat down at one end of the bar. After a
drink or two he spotted a young lady setting at the other end of the bar and decided to go
talk to her. 
"Lady," he said. " I'm from out of town and would like to
talk to you." Before he could say another word, she said in a loud voice, "GO UP
TO YOUR ROOM!" There was complete silence as everyone looked at them. Well he tucked
his head and slid down to his end of the bar. A little time had passed and he decided to
try it again. "Look lady," he said. All I want is to talk to you, nothing....
before he could said another word she shouted, "AND STAY ALL NIGHT!" Everyone in
the bar stopped talking and looked at them again. "That's it" he said to himself
as he move to his end of the bar for the last time.
A few minutes later the woman walked down to where the salesman was seated
and said, "Sir I'm sorry to embarrass you but I'm going to school at the university
here and I am writing my Thesis on how people in a bar react to different things as they
are drinking. Before she could say anything else he looked at her and
shouted,"FIFTY DOLLARS!!!" 
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