Saturday April 5th 1998 dawned grey and wet over Guiseley, England. Inside a modest dwelling known as 28 Westgate though the mood was anything but grey, or wet! yes, box land was being ripped asunder and belongings that had heaved and shaken across the Atlantic in some ship or another were being loving unwrapped, and tossed onto the floor. It was the Maufe's, unpacking. The fact they had no drawers or closets or anything to unpack into was beside the point. We had to get stuff out of the boxes cried Alice! I'm leaving! cried Simon, and went off to make a cup of tea. Here are just some of our helper Elves, Heather, Billie and Matthew.

Matthew standing at full stretch Matthew close up

Naked Matthew! He's 28in tall! Billie Jane

Heather under the covers 1