First stop...the green couch!

On Monday, November 23, 1999, Glen, Scotty and Kurt sat down (on a nice green couch) with Sonicnet.com for a video chat - a great way to kick off Voodoo Week!  Sonicnet edited down the chat, and took out some of the *best* moments,  so here it is, in it's entirety, with running commentary and fill-in-the-blanks from me (in da yellow).

jetsfan20 asks: Where did you come up with your name?
Glen: Scott got Albert Collins to sign a poster to Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.  Kurt liked it and there it was.

courtney_shayne_jawbreaker_13 asks:  How long have you guys been together?
Scotty: Ten years ago, I put the band together. We started jamming together in '89 and the first record came out in '94. We put an ad in the paper that said that we were looking for members interested in Jimi Hendrix, Tom Waits, etc. in a bath tub on acid.  I was trying to play horn lines on my guitar. We just got better and better and we ended up and the dance club The Derby. We slowed our tempos down to work on our dance moves.
*Now, were they going to be PLAYING in that tub full of acid?  Or is there a comma missing somewhere?*

chronic420_hotboy asks: Are you currently on tour?
Kurt: We will be on tour until 2025 for this record. All the tour dates are on the website www.bbvd.com.

parkyposer asks: What would you all be doing today if you weren't involved in the music industry? Other than being the voices of South Park, that is.
Glen: I'd probably be a porn star.
Kurt: I'd be getting a lot more sleep and surfing more.
Scotty: I'd be doing it for pennies. It's all I can do.
*Glen went on to INSIST he'd be a porn star.  Over and over again.*

phukyiou asks: So you were playing in The Derby and got noticed. How did it feel to finally get recognized and appear on the film Swingers?
Scotty: We were at the Derby for almost two years before Swingers and there was a buzz on us.  Things were going really well for us, there was such an underground buzz.  When things exploded, we felt like we were these cool guys playing the role of Urkel. It was like a weird sitcom. We traveled the country in our van, playing almost every night each week. "Zoot Suit Riot" spearheaded this thing that we had been doing for so long. We felt like it was this really special thing. To hear swing music on the radio.

Cosmo6Sema asks: The first reaction to listening to your new album, is that the tempo is much slower, what brought you to make this change in your music?
Kurt: I was really tired.
Scotty: We had done that big record. The next record was such a backlash. We were trying to focus more on the music and the songs so people will understand that we have worked so hard for so many years. So the more you listen to it the more you hear. Each member was trying to push Each member was trying to push their limits with the record.
Kurt: The new Chris Cornell, Nine Inch  Nails, Wynton Marsalis, any music that has a lot of passion. I try to incorporate all kinds of music into my style. Buddy Rich, Foo Fighters, everything.

almondforjoy asks: What's this Fantasia 2000 gig I hear you're playing on New Year's Eve?
Glen: It's the world premiere for Fantasia 2. It will be the first New Years that we've been home in five years. After the movie, we and Chicago will play the party.
*They really wanted to be home this New Year's.  Even if it involves Disney*

BigBadSklay asks: Have you ever considered putting some of your live cover songs on besides or on a live package?
Scotty: Yes. I would like to put out a live album We are working on a live internet download, a free thing. Just get it for free off our web site. We played over 280 shows in six months so we're trying to catch up right now.
*Scotty also expressed interest in producing solo albums for both Glen and Karl, if they ever chose to go that route*

bassinator_2000 asks: Hello, Who did the artwork on your album cover?
Kurt: Our friend Todd Shorr. It's based on a series called "Secret Mystic Rites." We're selling the book through our web site and at our concerts. He's a great artist and a good friend and he plays the drums which is a plus.

Cosmo6Sema asks: Do you feel your music should get more recognition than it does?
Scotty: From the song writing stand point, no, we hope to get to the people who really listen to our music. We really just want to play for the people who want to hear us. We want to rebuild what has been destroyed. There hasn't been a change in the crowds but in the media. The media has attacked the band. It was just part of the whole media blitz. Everyone we've worked with has been so cool so far. We haven't encountered any real assholes yet.  We've played for Clinton. The Superbowl was unreal, no one can take that away from us.
*Scotty also said that making a huge MTV-like video and getting all kinds of airplay is cool, but they really want to be known for their touring, great live shows and relationship with their fans*

ikya99 asks: Are you planning on re-releasing your original CD? People are making a mint on it over on EBay.
Scotty: That sucks. Yes. We're trying to get it cleared.  We just have to wait a little bit longer.  We're gonna do our best to get it out. Cheap.
*He didn't mean that people who bought it sucked.  He meant it sucks that more people who want it can't get it*

SuperVoodooDaddy asks: Glen, Dude, you're the beastmaster on those horns.  When we going to hear more solos?   Scotty, let that boy play!
Glen: He lets me play, man, every night.  My lips are sore. He lets me play more than any other trumpet player in the business.

ty_crawker_punk_rawker asks: Who gets laid the most in the band?
Glen: We're not one to tell tales.
Scotty: We're into yoga and mediation and we’re celibate.
*They guys were really uncomfortable with this question and there was a few moments of silence and some self-conscious shifting around.  A very stupid thing for the moderator to do - ask a dumb question and make your guests nervous*

soccer_sweetie9 asks: Do you ever have fans send you strange mail?
Scotty: Yeah, we get some weird stuff.
Kurt: No ticking packages yet.

lindyhopper27 asks: What's your favorite sport?  Baseball?
Glen: Golf!
Scotty: I like to play golf and surf, but I'm really into skateboarding. Tony Hawk is God!
Kurt: Surfing and skateboarding.

colleen27_artist asks: What was the largest crowd you have played before?
Glen: We played to 30,000 people in Boston once.
Scotty: 75,000 in Miami. On our own, the biggest crowd we played to was 30,000.

russellshock asks: Glen - who does the horn arrangements? Heard that you might have done some in Pinstripe? Any formulas?
Glen: Our horn arrangers are Tom and Josh. I collaborated with Scott on "Pinstripe Suit."

sfraven asks: Scotty are you taking good care of your voice?
Scotty: We did an in your monitor thing and i don't have to sing with any monitors. Thanks for noticing.
Glen: Since we switched the inner he's been a real pleasure to listen to.

slave_melissa asks: do you have a fan club and if so how do i join?
Kurt: I think it's free, visit our web site at www.bbvd.com.
Glen: We're trying to do a lot of stuff with our web site. We're posting weekly journals, online chats, updating the pictures. We're trying to make it as interactive as we can.
Kurt: We're gonna install a video cam in Glen’s bunk.
*Woohoo, Kid Kam!  BTW, the club is on Yahoo! and is free with a broccoli floret*

colleen27_artist asks: What was the most embarrassing thing to happen while performing?
Glen: I forgot my pants the other night. Ten minutes before a show the other night, I discovered my pants were missing so I had to wear someone's oversized Levis.  I wore these big black jeans and it was embarrassing. I'm the only guy to ever wear denim on stage.
*The Levis' in question belong to tour manager extraordaire, James.  Glen opened his garment bag and found his suit, with the pants missing (no word on their whereabouts at press time).  Being a bit larger than Glen, the pants swam on him and Glen spent the whole night hitching them up with one hand and playing with other*
Scotty: My feet got tangled up on stage once. (He got all tangled in the mic cords and fell flat on his face in the middle of the show.  The mic hasn't been heard from since) Kurt got diarrhea in the middle of the set and we had to stop.
*Not at the same show as above, but once again, the show continued on.  When Kurt returned, Dirk was singing and Scotty was pounding away at the drums*
Kurt: We were flying to Calgary last week.  I fell asleep on the plane. Scott pulled out my Playboy magazine (there's still a bit of confusion as to whether the magazine was his or Scotty's.  We've heard conflicting reports) and set it on my lap while I was sleeping. He got the flight attendant to confront me and say 'I'm sorry sir you can't read that on the plane.'  They took pictures.
*Josh took pictures.  They should be on the site soon*

lindyhopper27 asks: What song are you gonna do Regis and Kathy Lee tomorrow? Are you gonna ask Regis for a million dollars?!?!?
Kurt: We'll be doing a few songs.
Scotty: "I Wanna Be Just Like You." I'm going for Kathy, again.

ThreeOClockSuperman asks: What do you think about while playing?
Glen: I think happy thoughts.
Kurt: I think about peanuts.
Scotty: I'm just looking at the crowd the whole time and feeding off them. We're not thinking about the notes, that's for sure.
Glen: It's an emotional rollercoaster.

SuperVoodooDaddy asks: Even if the swing movement dies down, will you guys be happy to continue on, given your legion of cult-like fans? Or do you guys want to do other things? Yer almost all family men....
Scotty: Yes we will do other things and continue to make records. I hope we never break up. I hope to play with this band until they kick me off the stage I can't wait until the media blitz is over. We are more than brothers. Kurt's my lover!
*So the truth FINALLY comes out!*

fastbrat24 asks: Do you date fans?
Scotty: Depends on what they look like!
Kurt: I haven't because I've been married for about five years.
*I swear on all that is holy that Scotty DID NOT sound as shallow as this looks in print!!  He was kidding!!*

mizzgirl asks: What's your favorite song off the new album and why?
Glen: I like "Some Things." It's sweet.  It's kinda jazzy. The style of music that I've loved my whole life. Scott wrote it for me and I'm tickled to death.
Scotty: "When It Comes to Love." Real simple and fun.
Kurt: I like "Creepin'" and "Old MacDonald"
*Scotty went on to give MAJOR props to Kurt on "Old MacDonald".  Kurt nailed the drums to a T on that one, and "I'm honored to appear on it with him" - Scotty*

bbvdgal03 asks: Are any of your songs dedicated to someone special?
Scotty: Some of them are, definitely. Every song on the new record is a very specific incident. Drinking gin and playing clubs, then you grow up and have kids and experience new things.
*The discussion continued on for a bit, and Scotty mentioned "Sleep Tight" as a song he wrote for his daughter Sydney.  This lead to a *very* confused Kurt, who, all this time, thought that song was about Australia*

BigBadSklay asks: What is the most rewarding thing that you see from the stage during your live shows? The age range of the crowd, fans singing along, watching people get out of their seats, 'cause they can't help but move to your music, etc.?
Kurt: They really summed it up.
Scotty: You hit it there. That's all the stuff that makes me come out every night. That's why we go out and play each night. We've managed over 200 shows a year since '92. Canada is the only other place that we've been. We wanna play the world but our management gets more money in the States. We wanna go to Asia and everywhere else.

ikya99 asks: There was a discussion on the board regarding "When it Comes to Love". We all thought it sounded like it belonged in a musical. Would you ever give permission for it to be sung by someone else if a it was to be used in a movie?
Scotty: Absolutely. Any of the songs. Danny Elfman and Tim Burton are my favorite combination. We would do something with Spike Jonze or someone who we really like.
Kurt: I'm convinced that Drew Barrymore will come to her senses and get in a movie with me.
Scotty: We're doing the music for a song that Drew sings in a Christmas special. We're reindeer.
*Teehee - Big Bad Voodoo Reindeer!  Scotty also said that Kurt had been mentioned (not by name), in Drew's movie, "Never Been Kissed" (as in, "Yeah, she used to date the drummer from the Big Bad Voodoo Daddies.")  Kurt had forgotten, but is now very happy to be known as the dude that used to date Josi Grossi*

phukyiou asks: There are so many of you in the band, how did you coordinate rehearsal and gigs before you got famous?
Kurt: Scott would call me and tell me to get everyone together.

bbvdvixen asks: What kind of formal or non-formal training have each of you had?
Glen: It's different for each band member. Kurt wasn't a music major but has taken lessons. Scott and I met at band camp. (I think that's a typo on Sonicnet's part - as far as I know, it was Glen and JOSH that met at band camp)Andy is self-taught. We all have a pretty diverse background. We've played in punk bands, ska bands and orchestras, the whole gamut.

be_u_tea_ful1 asks: i am in a jazz band at school and i was wondering if you have any suggestions of songs for us by you?
Scotty: For the jazz band, "Boogie Bumper" would be good. It would be cool to see them do "Creepin'."
Glen: We're gonna run a contest for high school bands. All the bands will enter by sending in tapes. It will start next year. We will go to the winning school and meet all the kids.
Scotty: We want to get more funds to music programs at schools.

betty_crawker_punk_rawker asks: Do you guys have any kooky pre-show rituals?
Scotty: We listen to the American Gladiators.
Glen: And a mariachi thing.
Scotty: Kurt does a couple haikus.
*Scotty or Glen or Kurt: "And of course, the group prayer."*

kimber1076 asks: What is the name of the animated special you just recorded for with Drew Barrymore?
Scotty: "Olive the Other Reindeer." It will be on Monday Dec. 17 8pm on Fox. It's from the mind of Matt Groenig, the executive producer of The Simpsons and Futurama. It's great working with people who you really respect.
*The 17th is a Friday.  As the date gets closer, I'll have it all straightened out.  They also mentioned that none of them had red noses as the Voodoo Reindeer, and that The Simpsons is their favorite show of all time.*

rose_07032 asks: Scotty, do u have any tattoos?
Scotty: I have five piercings.
*And I happen to know where.  And I ain't tellin'.

skatefanatic85 asks: Do you have the name of your next album?
Scotty: I don't know, i have some ideas. The next one will be absolutely crazy. Now the sky is the limit as far as I'm concerned.
*Us too.  You lead, we'll follow.*

ikya99 asks: Were you guys band geeks high school?
Scotty: I was just a geek.
Kurt: Glen was a band geek.
Glen: I was four feet nine until fourth grade. They called us bando's and band geeks.
Scotty: I punched a band geek before going on stage and got kicked out of band.
*Kurt went on to describe just HOW much of a geek he was - long hair, boots, punk...awww, poor baby*

SuperVoodooDaddy asks: Who's the smelliest guy in the band?
Glen: Karl.
Scotty: But Andy has an original thing.
Glen: Andy is the zen master of stench.
*This discussion went so far as to proclaim Andy as the master, with Karl as an up and coming disciple of Stink.  You DON'T want to hear the discussion we had (in person), about this the next night in Philly*

tonyono asks: When on tour what is the most interesting occurrence that has taken place on the bus?
Scotty: Last week I had a nightmare on the bus. We were going from Vancouver to Portland. I had a horrible nightmare, my walkman got caught around my neck, I woke up shouting, "no! no!"
*Okay, Sonicnet took this waaaay apart.  In addition to some comments on their favorite activity known as "bunk stuffing" (how many Daddys can YOU fit in one bunk?  The record so far is 5) - here's what happened:
    They were making a 16-hour drive from Vancouver, Canada to Portland, Oregon.  Scotty went to sleep with his walkman on, and during the night, somehow got all tangled up in his blankets and his headphones got wrapped around his neck.  Meanwhile, he's having a terrible nightmare (he can't remember about what), and is screaming, in his sleep, "NO!  NO!  NO!"
    At the same time, Dirk is in the bunk across from him, having a dream that he and Scotty are on the Hoover Dam, and in the dream, Scotty starts to fall off the dam.  So he (in HIS sleep), is waving his arms around, yelling, "I got you Scott!  I got you!!".
    Hearing this, Scotty wakes up, all tangled and fighting with his blankets, yelling, "Where am I?!?  Where am I?!?".
    Kurt, from the bunk above him, yells, "It's 4:30 in the morning!  You're on the goddamn bus, and I'm trying to sleep!"
    The next morning, a slightly cranky Kurt tells them all this.  Upon hearing the whole thing was a dream, Scotty's response is a loud and forceful, "FUCK!"
    And THAT'S what really happened.

Scotty: Goodbye everybody, thanks for having us!
Kurt: Check out the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!
*As they're getting up and taking off their mics, Scotty starts whistling a song from the 'South Park' movie, a lovely little ditty entitled, "Shut Your Fucking Face, Unclefucker" :-)
 
 
 

and the week continues....
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