What do you get when you cross a Daddy with a laptop?

A lil' chat of course!  This one went down at Skaradio.com, and featured everyone's favorite drummer and piano player, Kurt and Josh.
We learned:
(1) Word really *hates* when I edit these things (I fixed *only* the spelling)
(b) Free creme brulee rules
(3) I'm getting my car keyed (hey Susan, it's the gold one!)

And away we go...!

Part 1:
osbbbvd: ok folks stand by josh and kurt are on their way i had to pull them off the mechanical bull
kellyb: i got a hula dashboard girl
kellyb: woohoo!
CrimsoN: n e 1 listen 2 Taxicab Samurais? they broke up though
bbvdgal03: HAHA! mechanical bull???
KJJ: hula girls are cool
kellyb: i bet i could beat josh on the mechanical bull
Meisje: ride em, cowboys!
smirks: ride em cowboys!
LizPhillips: BTO is my favorite song
Merrill: BTO?
kellyb: 8 seconds, no prob
Meisje: whoa! :)
lesley: oooh - beefy meis
bbvdgal03: hee hee.
LizPhillips: ok. really bad sick though going threw my head. who needs a bull?
Susan+Is+Hot: HEY MY PEOPLE!!
myte: now i'm getting excited...
Merrill: Hey Susan!
Susan+Is+Hot: Merrill girl!!!
bbvdgal03: hey, susan.
osbbbvd: hey this is kurt ...josh had to go to the men's room. he’ll be here in a moment
One+Step+Beyond: hey susan
LizPhillips: hey hurt
lesley: what's up kurt??
bbvdgal03: HI KURT!!!!
Meisje: kurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!
kellyb: hiya kurt!
Susan+Is+Hot: is erik here like he promised???
myte: hi kurt!!!
Band%5Fnerd: Hey Kurt
smirks: hey kurt!
EdnasAquaFish: howdy
One+Step+Beyond: YES SUSAN
LizPhillips: good sound check?
bbvdgal03: how's it going dude?
One+Step+Beyond: Finally, Erik has come BACK TO LIR
voodoopadre: hey kurt
osbbbvd: hi lesley. sup baby.
Susan+Is+Hot: HEY ERIK BABY!!!
smirks: hey kurt!
EdnasAquaFish: heyy KurT..u Kick ass =)
osbbbvd: hi fnerd
Meisje: make sure josh washed his hands before he starts typing
Susan+Is+Hot: WoooHoo, me and Merrill missed ya
CrimsoN: how come no 1 else can get +'s in their chat names?
Merrill: Now we're set, Susan!
One+Step+Beyond: hey all, everyone knows that Josh' is PEEING as we speak right? Hehe
lesley: nada - you?
myte: kurt: my question: why do you sit behind the clear partition? Any reason for that?
Susan+Is+Hot: haha our family is back~~~
CrimsoN: hahaha
KJJ: good question!
Band%5Fnerd: sound shield?
Susan+Is+Hot: Oh oh oh!! Take out your bean cans and catch his piss!!
osbbbvd: sound check was cool we are playing at a cowboy bar in kansas city. it's a cool place though. g love played here last night.
bbvdgal03: how's things going w/ the tour? are you ready for the holidays to relax a little?
lesley: how's tony hawk doing?
Susan+Is+Hot: if we are all REALLY quiet, maybe we'll hear it
Merrill: And sell it for $5 a can!
CrimsoN: haven't u ever thought of that KJJ???
voodoopadre: i just wanted to say that i saw you guys in NYC at the supper club and you guys all rocked
Susan+Is+Hot: haha!!!!
bbvdgal03: susan, heh.
LizPhillips: gross!
KJJ: but are the tour busses COOL? that's what we wanna know!
nausetgazebo: mmm
Merrill: Heh heh
osbbbvd: I sit behind plexiglass because of a not well know habit of drooling while i play. really its for the in ear monitor mix. it isolate the racket i make.
smirks: lol les :)
Susan+Is+Hot: I wanna be a groupie!!!!
KJJ: c'mon erik, get w/the program
Susan+Is+Hot: im a chick, i got tits, i can be your #1 groupie!!!
LizPhillips: you dont make racket. its a good noise
myte: To Josh: did you have a nice birthday?? Do anything fun, exciting?
lesley: susan, enough
One+Step+Beyond: susan, you can be our groupie
lesley: oh, we got some scotty on the radio now
xph: thanks lesley!
osbbbvd: kjj the tour busses are very cool. they are our home for 2 month tours and are actually pretty cozy with tvs playstation and a lot of newcastle.
Susan+Is+Hot: hehe thanks erik!!!
myte: thanks kurt...:-)
Susan+Is+Hot: hey merrill, how about me you and erik hunt down that lesley chick and key her car
LizPhillips: you guys get a chance to see sleepy hollow yet?
KJJ: i always wanted to travel in one of those busses
Merrill: Be a tasteful groupie, Susan
osbbbvd: Thanks - I had a great birthday - day off in Memphis - had a bbq
lesley: hey kurt - how are those chia pets doing?
Susan+Is+Hot: WHATS YOUR FAVORITE PLAYSTATION GAME??
bbvdgal03: kurt, have you guys beat that skateboarding game on playstation yet?
smirks: les.. want me to kick some ass :)
KJJ: susan, do you have a hormone problem?
xph: smirks, i'm with you
Susan+Is+Hot: Possibly I do
smirks: les stole my q :(
Susan+Is+Hot: but hey, we all got problems
lesley: awww...sorry babe!
KJJ: I thought so
osbbbvd: bbvdgal03 hell yes we are ready for the end of this tour. it is all great fun but after a couple of months out we really miss home and our familys.
lesley: <--feels loved
Susan+Is+Hot: i mean, how else did you get here?
myte: c'mon ladies..let's all get along....we don't want the boys to think we're in a fighting mode....:-)
smirks: mean girl (-
Merrill: Heh heh
Meisje: hey Josh, remember me? after the supper club show in NYC you slapped me. but i still like you. haha.
Merrill: Alcohol. Lots of alcohol.
LizPhillips: lol
Susan+Is+Hot: haha!
lesley: ha!
KJJ: this is true...maybe i can help u with your problem,,
smirks: lol
bbvdgal03: bbvd: i bet i would be too, heh. :-)
osbbbvd: tony hawk pro skater is not really a game to beat but to master . karl and glen are the best. i don't spend enough time on it. or too much i can't tell.
Susan+Is+Hot: or maybe not
kellyb: happy belated bday, josh
osbbbvd: josh here ...did i slap someone?
lesley: it's all a blur at this point
smirks: i think karl and glen spend way too much time on it :)
KJJ: ouch!
lesley: i saw it!!
Susan+Is+Hot: i played tony hawk!! i can't do crap on it
LizPhillips: ok i got a question. how many of youse guys are pierced
Meisje: accidentally! me :)
lesley: <--witness
osbbbvd: thank for the belated wishes . love josh
myte: question for both: how do you handle being on the road? Your schedule seems so rough....
bbvdgal03: josh: how old are you now?
osbbbvd: pierced where?
kellyb: apparently he loves me. go figure. ;)
Susan+Is+Hot: hmmmmm...how should we be handling that last comment?
LizPhillips: anywhere. thats what i want to know. ears tongues...Wherever
osbbbvd: scott has a few...i have a few ...dirk's ears are pierced and he has a little bell connected to his
LizPhillips: tragus etc etc
Susan+Is+Hot: let's see...does it hurt when you piss due to a possible piercing?
TboneJag: Hey all
Meisje: nips...
lesley: <--knows, but isn't telling
TboneJag: Hey Les
osbbbvd: dirk's bell rings everytime he pees
LizPhillips: no tongues?
lesley: hi hi
Susan+Is+Hot: haha!!
Meisje: HAHAAA
Susan+Is+Hot: ding ding baby!
KJJ: ha ha
Meisje: OW! i fell off the chair
smirks: i just want to know... what grows faster a cow or and elephant :)
osbbbvd: no tongues
kellyb: that must be annoying in the middle of the night on the bus
myte: LOL!!! You bbvd men are too much....:-)
lesley: we missed you and kurt in Chicago last weekend josh - you were busy busy busy
osbbbvd: ding ding...ding ding...gong
osbbbvd: ding ding...ding ding...gong
Susan+Is+Hot: haha
smirks: yes both if you left without saying goodbye
One+Step+Beyond: a ? from the show for OSBBBVD, do they have chicken wire on the front of the stage like in Blues Brothers?
Susan+Is+Hot: hell yea!
LizPhillips: well thanks for answering.
Susan+Is+Hot: what was the CRAZIEST thing a fan ever did for you guys?
bbvdgal03: bbvd: how much email have you gotten since you put that address up on your site? how often do you check that address?
osbbbvd: i'm never too busy for you lesley
Band%5Fnerd: BBVD: when you guys cam up with "some things" were you tryin' to make it sound like a gershwin song? cause it sounds like there are some gershwin riffs in it?
Meisje: is Dirk anywhere in the vicinity?
lesley: me and smirk were hurt.  we cried the whole way home
lesley: awww... :-)
LizPhillips: i got more of an answer than i think i wanted :0]
osbbbvd: smirks...so sorry for not bidding you a fond farewell.
smirks: the whole way up to our rooms
lesley: okay, we feel better now
myte: I'm glad you are finally playing LA...my hometown...I traveled quite a bit to see you this summer...and I've had the best time at your shows..thanks so much!!!
osbbbvd: some things was more likely intended to sound like miles
smirks: yeah we happy now :)
Susan+Is+Hot: BBVD... do you like TOri Amos?
osbbbvd: myte...we can't wait to play la
Band%5Fnerd: oh okay cool thanks
lesley: vegas baby, vegas...that's what i'm saying
One+Step+Beyond: Kurt, do you have to do line dancing at the country bar?
kellyb: do you guys realize that half the yahoo board will be there to greet you in Vegas?
smirks: see here we go again tempting me to la kurt :)
myte: hi tbone!
bbvdgal03: i love all the songs on the new album, but i get "sleep tight" going through my head more often that the others, i just LOVE that song.
osbbbvd: tori amos is cool but have you heard the new fiona apple...good stuff.
LizPhillips: so club members want to know... what did you guys do before the band?
Susan+Is+Hot: yea!! woohoo, ok you guys just got a new fan
Meisje: ok, here's a Q: is there a song you find hard to play live? or kinda just hard to get together to sound right?
bbvdgal03: i hafta go now!
bbvdgal03: NO!!!
myte: I like the new chris cornell....I play that CD the most besides yours....:-)
Susan+Is+Hot: bu bye bbvdgal!!
bbvdgal03: BBYE GUYS!!!
Susan+Is+Hot: we LOVE you!
osbbbvd: scott wrote sleep tight for his daughter syd. as a way of connecting while on the road....she can listen when he is gone
Band%5Fnerd: so who's the best dancer in the group :-)
kellyb: Will you guys ever play the new slower songs in concert?
LizPhillips: dirk hands down
Merrill: Awww, that's cute...
Meisje: Dirk is the Earl of the Dance, as Karl so proclaimed...
Band%5Fnerd: hehe
Susan+Is+Hot: hold on, i'm changing my name
lesley: josh/kurt - want the *new* south park cd? i gots some, yo
smirks: les the cd dealer
OSB+Groupie+: Like the new name??
LizPhillips: scallywag?
myte: Guys, I'm so happy you're playing LA too....but I'll miss Vegas...but at least I get to see a show before I fly to the east coast the next day....so I'm happy
lesley: <--cd pimp
krow: i like it
KJJ: this guy is really the club owner liz. he really talks like that
OSBGroupieChick: ok that's better i think
OSBGroupieChick: ERIK LOOK WHAT I DID FOR YOU!!
KJJ: scallywag jim
LizPhillips: i see. another one of those good words
osbbbvd: about the slow songs and about the difficult songs...we are playing a pretty mixed set now but when we go out again in late jan. we will probably play some more new songs from this beautiful life.
Band%5Fnerd: BBVD: why was "machine gun" changed to "2000 volts"?
kellyb: glad to hear it, guys
One+Step+Beyond: thanx susan
One+Step+Beyond: ll be online tonite, IM or email me
Tbone: how do i listen?
Meisje: Ol MacDonald would be cool to hear live...
voodoopadre: guys, are you guys going to do a meet the next time in NYC?  I've had bad luck the times i've gotten to see you
myte: will you ever do any tunes from your indie release?
osbbbvd: machine gun was changed to 2000 volts because it was a new arrangement and it is more relevant to the characters fate.
smirks: would love to hear 13 women!
Merrill: Susan, you little scene slut
OSBGroupieChick: haha
Band%5Fnerd: okay that’s what i thought
OSBGroupieChick: muah! love you too merrill
myte: meisje, i agree...would love to hear old mcdonald live......great song!
lesley: gotta keep it relevant :)
kellyb: does Scott do all the voice overs in 2000 volts>
krow: where do all the ska bands Play in NYC?
KJJ: some girls will do anything...
osbbbvd: Ol macdonald is one of our favorites and will definitely find its way into our set in the near future
Band%5Fnerd: "13 women" is my fav!!
voodoopadre: i think cruel spell would be great.
Merrill: Gah! Don't kiss me! I don't want your groupie STDs!
OSBGroupieChick: you are right KJJ...
OSBGroupieChick: haha
Tbone: Hey there!
Merrill: heh heh
Meisje: yay! :) then maybe i can convince my dad to come to a show instead of going fishing
OSBGroupieChick: kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Tbone: is Karl or Scotty there?
osbbbvd: yes scott does all the voice overs on 2000 volts
LizPhillips: <------poor left out of the loop canadian
Serra+Angel: hey everyone
LizPhillips: 13 women??
OSBGroupieChick: aw liz, wanna be a groupie with me?
Tbone: Hey Serra angels
One+Step+Beyond: hey lauren
osbbbvd: Karl and scotty went to get some food.
KJJ: Krow, they play all over, a lot on long island
OSBGroupieChick: haha
Merrill: You better be clean, god damn it
lesley: no more big ass eels meis
kellyb: the new version is wonderful of 2000 volts
myte: I just LOVE beggars blues from the indie cd....I don't know if you'll ever do that one live but I really like that song.
krow: oh long island
osbbbvd: 13 women is probably retired
OSBGroupieChick: long island, wooohoooo
Tbone: is andy there?
Meisje: I am a member of the Groupie Non-Sluts
Band%5Fnerd: BBVD: what other bands do you guys like?
smirks: like the new version better myself :)
swingkittenz: are the boys still on?
Serra+Angel: hey hey how did you know my name?
One+Step+Beyond: it's erik lauren
LizPhillips: so when you were in edmonton which of you guys did the bungee jump?
Serra+Angel: thought so whats up
OSBGroupieChick: I’m no slut, I
OSBGroupieChick: fun chica
kellyb: when you guys play Vegas are you going to hang out there at
all?
OSBGroupieChick: i'm the tori amos gal! the one who showers outside in 60 degree weather to meet tori!
One+Step+Beyond: i'm a slut
KJJ: u just have a lot of love to give, right sue?
lesley: good one kell
OSBGroupieChick: i'm just so damn loveable
krow: can't we just Vote in the chat?
OSBGroupieChick: haha! it's better to give than to receive
smirks: yeah seeing as half the world is coming to vegas!
osbbbvd: we are listening to the new Beck, los lobos , NIN, medeski martin and wood, primus, chris cornell, and south park soundtrack
swingkittenz: hey are any of BBVD still on line
kellyb: watch me plot and plan, les!
One+Step+Beyond: yes you can
Meisje: hey guys, my offer still stands. you can stow me away in dirk's bass case for the remainder of your tour
OSBGroupieChick: oo and you guys are also listening to Tori Amos and Fiona Apple too!
LizPhillips: uncle f**cker. good song
kellyb: don't flaunt it, smirks. ;)
smirks: hee hee i am a flaunter :)
LizPhillips: pouting Canadian
osbbbvd: Josh will be hanging out at the cribbage table in vegas
OSBGroupieChick: hm, why does MTV suck?
OSBGroupieChick: i can only ponder...
myte: indie cd......will that ever be re-releaased and if so, do you have any idea when? ditto for the x-mas cd...:-)
Serra+Angel: la ti da im bored
Serra+Angel: la ti da im bored
LizPhillips: josh is a big crib player?
kellyb: cribbage? i think my grandma used to play that
lesley: sweet - can he teach me to play?
osbbbvd: uncle f'er rules
Tbone: Cause they don't play bbvd
kellyb: it's all about roulette. 11.
osbbbvd: we've been playing "i'm super" after the show
LizPhillips: its the greatest song to play when doin dishes
KJJ: south park rules!
lesley: i challenge all of BBVD to a game of go fish for pennies!
LizPhillips: that’s a good song to get ready to.
smirks: i want glen to stand next to me at slots.. maybe some his luck will rub off on me
osbbbvd: re'release of the indie cd will probably happen in about 8 months
OSBGroupieChick: shut up dumb ass, i'll kick your f8ckin ass (to KJJ...lover of SOuth Park)
Meisje: naw les!! strip poker!
LizPhillips: 8 months? so far away?
OSBGroupieChick: haha, and i'm the slut?
OSBGroupieChick: i think NOT
Band%5Fnerd: BBVD: how many copies of the new CD have you sold? it's so beautiful (no pun intended)
krow: its over already?
KJJ: WOW! i guess u don't like south park!
OSBGroupieChick: you guessed kinda right.
osbbbvd: the kid is too young to gamble
myte: will you be playing in Vegas next year at all...seeing as I can't go this month...I really want to see a bbvd show in vegas...:-)
kellyb: but never too young for PORN
osbbbvd: strip poker?!! Ok
swingkittenz: OSBBBVD do you know when the spring dates will be out
Tbone: hahaha!
Serra+Angel: isn’t this fun everyone!
LizPhillips: no strip cribbage
Meisje: woohooo!!
kellyb: lesley, we now have a calling.
krow: eww SHJ
LizPhillips: skunked.. loose clothing
osbbbvd: We will play in vegas next year...not to worry
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