At my early morning job, I'm an electronics whiz kid, webmaster, & boy genius. (I'm not modest-can you tell?)
At my mid-day job I'm the engineer for the entire Calumet building. (all 3 clubs, all 4 floors)
At my evening job I'm the sound & lighting engineer for "special" shows & bands. (I define "special" as the ones I think are cool)
At my night job, & some weekends I'm an astronomer (when I can get out of town), mad scientist, & DJ.
If I have the time, I like to go out in the middle of nowhere & do some REAL camping-with a tent, no plumbing, no electricity, not in a heated cabin with cable.
I not your typical boy genius. You might catch me sitting on the roof of a tall building, on a branch of a tall tree, cruising in my convertable, or crawling through the deep caverns of the Calumet's basement where no man has gone before, running wires for some new project.
My motto; If I don't achieve a least 2 impossible things a week, I feel my time's been wasted.
* By the way, I'm the cat in the pictures above. The guy in the picture just feeds me every day.
Signs of genius-I have unlimited credit at Radio Shack, Home Depot, & Computer World.
Tip of the day-Don't go to Home Depot with an orange shirt on. People will think you work there & keep asking you directions.
Fashion tips-Why would anyone want to wear a orange shirt anyway?
This season's warning-I went to pick up some supplies at Home Depot. When I got the supplies to the club, I noticed printed in big 3" lettering on the back of a 5 gallon drum of floor wax, "Warning! Keep from freezing!"
So I put on a coat.
(Disclaimer-you must have a sense of humor to visit here. If you get upset over reading silly stuff all in fun, leave now!)
Buffalo joke; A Texan, a Canadian, and a guy from Buffalo are out riding horses.
The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a shot, then another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid-air. The Canadian looks at him and says, "What are you doing?! That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!" The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap."
A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Canadian pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it. The guy from Buffalo can't believe this and says, "What did you do that for? That was an expensive bottle of Champagne!" The Canadian says, "In Canada there's plenty of Champagne and bottles are cheap."
So a while later the guy from Buffalo pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around and shoots the Canadian. The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do that!" The guy from Buffalo says, "Well, in Buffalo, we have plenty of Canadians, but bottles are worth a nickel."
