We here at FrEScaS Online care about our viewers' health. So we'd like to share with you a very important health tip that may change the way you eat.
First of all, we are not here to offend, criticize, or taunt anyone who may be pro-sacchrin. But as you may already know, it's bad stuff. So we're here to tell you this: don't use it. Sure, it may seem tempting with all the "fat free" gimics and what not, but do not be deceived. It's what we like to call an "evil additive."
But now you can contribute to the safety of your community and those in restaurants around the world. Read on to find out how you can help.
Here's how you do it: you know at restaurants how there is the little container of pink stuff/sugar/blue stuff*? Hide the pink stuff. It's as easy as that. You can stick the little pink packets under the other packets, under the ketchup bottle, under seat cushions, and anywhere else that you might think of. That way, when people try to use the pink stuff, they won't see it and will be forced to use something else. You could be saving a life. The pink stuff contains saccharin which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals. This could very well harm people in the same way that it harms the animals. Please help us spread the word about the pink stuff. Tell your friends!
*representing brands that will not be mentioned (you know what they are)
Tastes like feet and isn't healthy, but it sure has less fat.