The Wrestlers

        The Wrestlers are the next door neighbors of the Orgasmonaut Band. The two supergroups often team up when the funk is threatened. In times of great danger the wrestlers can merge to form Wrestlor who is virtually invincible.

        The Wrestlers began their lives as mortals. There are many wrestlers scattered throughout the universe but the principle members are Mark "the Tucci" Amatucci, Brian "Galt(Gay Alt)" Alt, Travis "Yarvler" Edelin, Pat "the Penis" Frey, Moss, and Craig "the hippie" Payne. One day these mortals were on a woodland journey when they came across a toxic ooze. They followed their primitive wrestler instincts and immersed themselves in the ooze. The ooze had no physical effect on any of them, except for Galt who developed claws and a tail, but it did give them powers of lethal soul sexiness previously unheard of. Oh wait, I’m thinking of the black female superteam from the seventies B.I.T.C.H.E.S.(Beautiful Immensly Touchable Carnivo..oh fuck it). Cum to think of it that ooze didn’t do dick, except for to Galt who developed large breasts and a giblet, but nevertheless the Wrestlers had a taste for professional wrestling, heavy metal and bondage.  These attributes along with their inclination for sexiness make them the only rivals to the Orgasmonaut Band for the title of sexiest lil’bitches alive.