Tails of Moanmaster X: 
Who he is and how he came(with a capital cum) to be

Moanmaster X is the only vulcan member of the Orgasmonaut Band. He possesses several qualities that help contribute musically to Orgasmonaut Band. These qualities are:

1. The ability to plug a man while playing a guitar solo to "Hungry Like the Wolf"

2. Having a head shaped like an egg.

These exceptional qualities has led him to world wide fame as a member of the world's most seductively charged funk band. While many people know him for his music and his vigorous masturbatorial regimen, few know the story behind this fearless lover of women and crusader of lust.
Moanmaster X was born Grandmaster Seduction on July 28, 1979 to father Cumcloud Seduction, a full-blooded vulcan who was currently employed as a freelance homosexual, and Phelopia, vulcan goddess of wisdom, justice and the pre-masturbatorial . While traveling through a mystical desert the family's carriage was overtaken by a wild band of disgruntled neo-hippies who kidnapped the baby Grandmaster Seduction and left him to die in the very mystical wasteland. Grandmaster Seduction (aka. Lil' Moanmaster) was found by a band of benevolent hyenas (the good kind; not the kind that scavenge, but more like ones that dance and have sex or something like that). The hyenas raised him and taught him many animal tricks like the animal lust for instance. In time Grandmaster Seduction became a man, the kind of man who giggles and sings falsetto but a man nevertheless. Grandmaster Seduction then left his adopted family to spread his desert gospel to the masses(with a capital asses) and to show the beauty of the Cosmic Lust.
His journeys took him around the world where he spread much wisdom not to mention much venereal disease. Eventually he found himself in Mexico where he roomed with an old man, who unknown to Grandmaster Seduction was his father who currently worked as a professional wrestler under the name of Felino. Felino, while equally ignorant of his son's identity, taught him the ways of the world like how to housebreak a gimp, manipulation of the penal mal, and mastery of nocturnal submissions
One day Grandmaster Seduction returned to find Felino slain by a band of arctic yuppies. It was then that Grandmaster Seduction unmasked Felino and realized that Felino was really Cumcloud Seduction, his penalogical father. Grandmaster Seduction stormed out of the house declaring vengeance. In three graceful leaps he reached the local roman bath where he proceded to bathe openly in front of a bunch of men which is a popular activity in a place such as a roman bath. As he worked himself up to a sudsy lather he realized the futility of revenge through bathing in front of men and decided to go to the yuppie's arctic palace. He put up a splendid fight and after he had finally beaten all the women he signed a treaty with the males for peace. The yuppies signed but as he was leaving they froze him in a block of ice for at least a year until he was brought by the Cosmic Lust into a parallel dimension of seduction-duction-duction (unintentional keyboard error, I swear). At this time the Cosmic Lust spoke unto Grandmaster Seduction, "I am pleased with you. Grandmaster Seduction is dead but you shall live on as Moanmaster X. Seek out the man known as Hank, the BVD bandit and the frenchiest man alive. Then seek out Brock "Gaybot" Smith, cyborg class gimp. Together you will form a band of immense proportions."
Then one evening at least a year in earth time since Grandmaster Seduction was frozen, in the same mystical desert that he was born, a once dormant volcano began to erupt. At the peak of the eruption Moanmaster X arose out of the volcano. He then sought out Hank and Brock "Gaybot" Smith and together they defeated the arctic yuppies captured their palace and renamed it the Frosted Palace. In time they would become known as the Orgasmonaut Band, but that is another story.

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