"How about a nice omelette?"
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"Kip, it's your turn to clean the bathroom!"
"Blue BVDs."
"Sh*t La-Rit."
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"Give up the funk. . . . never."
"Moanmaster X. The X is for Sex. And sex is what I want from you."
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"I jacked the bishop, cold waxed the pope. In prison I got a name for dropping the soap."
"A monkeys birthday is coming soon, his name is bitch."
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